Doesn't include vocab words from school, unless specifically searched before the list was procured.

• Beguile
• Coquette
• Exanimate
• Iniquity
• Philter
• Platitude/platitudinous
• Pusillanimous
• Vociferous
• Synecdoche
• Ennui
• Malingerer

• "Twelve Days of Christmas" (Sesame Street; any classic version)
• "All I Want for Christmas is You" (Mariah Carey)
• "I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus" (Stand Still)
• "Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays" (*NSYNC)
• "Sleigh Ride" (Relient K; KT Tunstall)
• "Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)" (U2; Anberlin)
• "Frosty the Snowman" (Fiona Apple)
• "The Christmas Tree Angel" (The Andrews Sisters)
• "Baby It's Cold Outside" (Dean Martin)
• "Angels We Have Heard on High" (classic)
• "Another Christmas Song" (Stephen Colbert)
• "Blue Christmas" (Elvis Presley)
• "Christmas Canon" (Trans Siberian Orchestra)

"The best way to become boring is to say everything" - Voltaire

"Beautiful, yes. An amazing actress? Sadly not. Actresses come in tiers: there's the top tier, Cotillard, Winslet, Mulligan, Streep; your second tier, Julia Roberts, Sandra Bullock, Rachel McAdams; and the third tier, the Megan Fox, Jennifer Love-Hewitt dime-a-dozen type." http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1334260/boar...

Max 11/30/12 in a Facebook chat after meeting Chris Colfer

gurl you have a problem

you need to see a doctor about it

"What's wrong with you?" "I've been orgasming non-stop since touching Chris Colfer"

[10:20:26 PM] Pauline: Last Friday - Jeff and I's Valentine's Day - we had anal

[10:20:40 PM] Pauline: and omg, this is where shit gets real

[10:20:56 PM] Maximilian!: ...

[10:21:05 PM] Maximilian!: The words anal sex and shit shouldn't be going together

(12:11:27 AM) Maximilian Pegasus: My dick will be a lance and it will pierce green's virginity with unrestrained anger so h...

• People picking their noses
• Dead skin, especially underneath nails
• Loose hairs, especially when bathing
• Rogue hairs!
• People who clap in movies
• Messing up grammatical errors with apostrophes
• RAT TAILS
• Unflushed toilets
• "Spider webs" in noses
• Other obvious grammar mistakes (e.g., "you're" vs. "your", etc.)
• Correct album covers not included in my iTunes library