In order of most want:

• a job
• money
  • gas money
  • grocery money
• Amazon
  • Prime
  • giftcard
• Welcome to Night Vale merch
  • anything but Intern & Carlos/Cecil shirts
• Hulu Plus
• clothes
  • professional clothes
  • good jeans
• UNDIES
  • booty short
  • lacey thong
  • hip-huggers
• bras (34D or 36D)
  • push-up
  • multi-colored
• Roku device
• Hey Arnold! DVD
• movie tickets
• teaching supplies