- "Even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up."
- "Can you imagine how jealous that would make her? 'Where’s Tobias?' 'Oh, he’s just sharing a romantic horseback ride with Michael Bluth, and they’re dipping each other in...' Oh, you didn’t get any body chocolate?"
- "No, I’m afraid I just blue myself."
- "So Anne, the question is, do you want a man or a boy? I know how I would answer."
- "Oh, come on. Don't leave your uncle T-bag hanging."
- "I wouldn't mind kissing that man between the cheeks, so to speak."
- "Oh, I can just taste those meaty leading man parts in my mouth."
- "Well, I've always wanted to remake Annie Hall. Except, I wouldn't want to get in bed with a green producer like a Sofia Coppola, though. Oh, but give me an old pro like a Robert Redford. Oh, I'd jump into bed with him in a second. And I wouldn't just lie there, Michael Bluth, if that's what you're thinking."
- "For there's a man inside me, and only when he's finally out, I can walk free of pain."
- Tobias: "I should call the Hot Cops and tell them to dress up as something more nautically themed. Hot sailors maybe. Or better yet, hot sea-" Michael: "I like hot sailors." Tobias: "Mmmm, me too."
- "Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over — an analyst and a therapist. The world’s first analrapist."
- Store Owner: "Oh look who's back. Are you gonna buy this time or you just curious?" Tobias: "I suppose I'm buy-curious."
- Tobias: "You know, Michael, perhaps I should buy YOU that tape recorder. Do you have any idea how often you say the word afraid?" Michael: "Well, I... I know I used it in the Jacuzzi." Tobias: "And I apologize for that. I thought it was a pool toy."
- "Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands."
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