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• Strawberry Shortcake

The action in which the male ejaculates on his partner's face, and then the male punches his partner's nose, which causes blood to stream forth. The semen and blood fluids create a red and white image, just like the icing and filling of a strawberry shortcake.

• Dirty Sanchez

after having anal sex, the man pulls out his penis and wipes it across his partners lip, forming an authentic looking mexican moustache.

• Abe Lincoln

When an unconscious person gets jizzed on their face, gets their pubes cut and applied to their face to form a beard, then adorned with a top hat.

• "Even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up."
• "Can you imagine how jealous that would make her? 'Where’s Tobias?' 'Oh, he’s just sharing a romantic horseback ride with Michael Bluth, and they’re dipping each other in...' Oh, you didn’t get any body chocolate?"
• "No, I’m afraid I just blue myself."
• "So Anne, the question is, do you want a man or a boy? I know how I would answer."
• "Oh, come on. Don't leave your uncle T-bag hanging."
• "I wouldn't mind kissing that man between the cheeks, so to speak."
• "Oh, I can just taste those meaty leading man parts in my mouth."
• "Well, I've always wanted to remake Annie Hall. Except, I wouldn't want to get in bed with a green producer like a Sofia Co...

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