• Strawberry Shortcake

The action in which the male ejaculates on his partner's face, and then the male punches his partner's nose, which causes blood to stream forth. The semen and blood fluids create a red and white image, just like the icing and filling of a strawberry shortcake.

  • Dirty Sanchez

after having anal sex, the man pulls out his penis and wipes it across his partners lip, forming an authentic looking mexican moustache.

  • Abe Lincoln

When an unconscious person gets jizzed on their face, gets their pubes cut and applied to their face to form a beard, then adorned with a top hat.

  • houdini

When having sex doggy style, when the guy is about to ejaculate, he pulls out and then proceeds to spit on the girls back so that she turns around, and blows it right in her eye.

  • angry pirate

when a woman is giving a man head, he pulls out, and nuts in her eye. Upon doing this, she will let out some sort of grunt of disapproval, and at this point he kicks her in the shin. This poor girl, being pissed and hurt, will hobble after your laughing ass.

  • Bull Dyke

A highly aggressive masculine lesbian(dyke).

  • Wishing Well

When a man and a woman engage in anal sex and the man pulls out, flips a coin in the gaping hole and makes a wish.

  • bearded clam

Slang for hairy, and often fishy pussy.

  • rugmuncher

a girl (usually makes no attempt to be feminine) who likes to make yummay wit other girls' badingadongs.

  • Bull Dagger

A hard core, man hating, feminist lesbian ususally sporting a slight mustache. They are usually overweight, pushy and middle aged. They never shave and shower/bath every few days or so. They sometimes seem resentful that they were born a woman.

  • alaskan pipeline

alaskan pipeline is the act of crapping into a condom, putting it into the freezer and than using it like a dildo

  • angry dragon

Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon.

  • Birmingham booty call

Put your woman's cell phone on vibrate, stick it up her ass, and as you are having sex, call her phone, have her shit it out, answer it, and talk dirty to you as you cum on her face.

  • Ride the Bull

To have doggy sex with a woman and have people in yor closet with cameras jump out. Your partner will then attempt to get away. The point of riding the bull is to see how long you can keep your dick in her. But beware, she may make an awkward turn and could bend your dick.

  • ride the bull

when you are pounding a chick in the ass, reach around and grab onto her titties and yell "I HAVE AIDS", then try and stay on as long as you can.

  • CmC

Carpet Munching Cunt

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