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  • "So you understand the idea? Now multiply that by infinity, take that to the depths of forever, and you will barely have a glimpse of what I'm talking about." Meet Joe Black
  • "We felt the imprisonment of being a girl, the way it made your mind active and dreamy, and how you ended up knowing what colors went together. We knew that the girls were really women in disguise, that they understood love, and even death, and that our job was merely to create the noise that seemed to fascinate them. We knew that they knew everything about us, and that we couldn't fathom them at all." The Virgin Suicides
  • "And I'd say, 'Witch hazel? What are you, 90? Give me some fucking painkillers.'" "And I'd say, 'Hey, it's an excellent astringent. And we're out of aspirin anyway.'" Skins
  • "We must not expect happiness, Sayuri. It is not something we deserve. When life goes well it's a sudden gift, it cannot last forever." Memoirs of a Geisha
  • "You know, with metrosexuality and emo rockers wearing eyeliner, and bromantic comedies, these modern times have gotten pretty confusing for us gays. I long for the days when a tight tank top told you everything you needed to know." Greek
  • "Men have this anti-intimacy forcefield around them that is powered by sarcasm, humor, and aversion." 100 Girls
  • "I mean look at the penis. The penis, it just looks like God had some leftover skin when he was making the elbow and decided to slap it in our groin. I mean the penis, it's the first to shrivel when it's cold, the first to shrink in fear." 100 Girls
  • "That doesn't sound right but I don't know enough about stars to dispute it." It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
  • "You know when you want something really bad and you close your eyes and you wish for it? God's the guy that ignores you." The Island
  • "Everyone has a moment when they realize that their value system is different from their parent's." Dexter
  • "It's strange to have a creation out there, a deeply mutated version of yourself running loose and screwing everything up." Dexter
  • "We all want to believe in a love that sustains itself, but it's bullshit." Breaking Upwards
  • "Well, that's what we do, we fuck up. And then we try to fix it, and then we fuck up some more. And we do it the most with our family, cause that's the safest place to practice." Weeds
jul 24 2010 ∞
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