That People Do

• say "eww" to another's food
• when they want to tell you something but won't come out and say it, but instead say something like "sigh, this sucks" in a way that makes it obvious that they want you to ask a question that allows them to say what they want to say
• sympathy whores
• ask me who I'm texting
• get a significant other and then suddenly all future profile pictures on facebook must have that s/o in it
• don't respond to texts
• walk slowly and awkwardly position their body to make passing them more difficult than necessary
• old white people who tan until they are darker than me
• when my mom sends multiple texts to say something that could have been said in jus...

• bugs
• driving when it's pouring and everything looks gray
• getting fat
• being embarrassed by my family
• parallel parking (life is better with a backup cam)

• occasionally
• harass
• embarrass

I say weirdly to spell correctly

• con-science
• Wed-nes-day
• nau-se-ous

• vag
• don't know someone from Adam
• I just raped that test
• that's gay
• orifice

• The Perks of Being a Wallflower
• The Notebook
• A Walk to Remember
• The Fault in Our Stars
• Pride and Prejudice

French

• L'Enfant
• Water Lillies
• Paris, Je T'aime
• Amelie
• Grande Ecole
• A Very Long Engagement
• Love Me if You Dare
• C.R.A.Z.Y.
• The Girl on the Bridge
• Au Revoir Les Enfants

Spanish

• Sin Nombre
• Pan's Labyrinth
• The Motorcycle Diaries
• El Bola
• Como Agua Para Chocolate
• Nine Queens

Swedish

• TLC & Christina Aguilera
• Blink-182 & Taking Back Sunday
• Maroon 5 & The Donnas
• Panic At The Disco & The Academy Is... (acoustic set)
• The Arctic Monkeys & Be Your Own Pet
• Brand New & Thrice
• Lupe Fiasco & Matt Nathanson (lps)
• Gym Class Heroes (lps)
• The Ready Set (lps) +1
• Mercy Mercedes (tbr10)
• Vita Chambers (tbr10)
• Great Big Planes (tbr10)
• Cady Groves (tbr10)
• Stereo Skyline (tbr10)
• Forever The Sickest Kids (tbr10)
• Simple Plan (tbr10)
• Good Charlotte (tbr10)
• Third Eye Blind (tbr10)
• LMFAO (tbr10) +1
• Something Corporate

• Nick Thomas (The Spill Canvas)
• Ben Liebsch (YMAEWK)
• Max Bemis (Say Anything)
• Shaant Hacikyan (CIWWAF)
• Jamie Cullum

• a (famous) actress
• a flight attendant
• a waitress at a high-class restaurant frequented by celebs
• a merch girl
• a twin

• South of Nowhere
• Skins
• Weeds
• Gilmore Girls
• Golden Girls
• Bewitched

• "So you understand the idea? Now multiply that by infinity, take that to the depths of forever, and you will barely have a glimpse of what I'm talking about." Meet Joe Black
• "We felt the imprisonment of being a girl, the way it made your mind active and dreamy, and how you ended up knowing what colors went together. We knew that the girls were really women in disguise, that they understood love, and even death, and that our job was merely to create the noise that seemed to fascinate them. We knew that they knew everything about us, and that we couldn't fathom them at all." The Virgin Suicides
• "And I'd say, 'Witch hazel? What are you, 90? Give me some fucking painkillers.'" "And I'd say, 'Hey, it's an excellent astringent. And we're out of aspirin anyway.'" Skins
• "We must not expect happiness, Sayuri. It is not something we deserve. When life..._Memoirs of a Geisha_

• Juan
• Frankie
• Nick
• Josh
• Henry
• Gabe
• Cam
• Ryan

• has an itchy tongue sometimes
• thinks celery smells horrible
• can pop my elbow

• Snickers
• Twix
• Peanut M&Ms
• Hershey's Cookies & Cream
• Toblerone
• 5 Gum, Rain or Cobalt

• putting on panties that just came out of the dryer / wrapping myself in a comforter that just came out of the dryer
• when I get in line and suddenly it becomes crazy long
• when my pee is really light
• recognizing actors from non-major roles they played and saying aloud the connection
• being in someone's room for the first time and being able to explore
• when people tell me they couldn't figure out my ethnicity, or tell me they thought I was some other ethnicity
• girls in bands as something other than the lead singer (non-girl-bands)
• waking up after a night out and trying to remember how I got back to my room and into my bed
• the feeling you get when you put on a fave pair of panties

• Adriana Lima
• Mila Kunis
• Miranda Kerr
• Gemma Ward
• Marion Cotillard
• Natalie Portman
• Hayden Panettiere
• Erika Marozsan
• Gabrielle Christian
• Kaya Scodelario
• Jessica Pare

• Singin' in the Rain
• West Side Story
• The Wizard of Oz
• The Sound of Music
• Cabaret
• Mary Poppins
• A Star is Born
• My Fair Lady
• An American in Paris
• Meet Me in St. Louis
• The King and I
• Chicago
• 42nd Street
• All That Jazz
• Top Hat
• Funny Girl
• The Band Wagon
• Yankee Doodle Dandy
• On the Town
• Grease
• Seven Brides for Seven Brothers

• 19, Adele
• The All-American Rejects, The All-American Rejects
• Back to Black, Amy Winehouse
• Neon Bible, The Arcade Fire
• Your Favourite Worst Nightmare, Arctic Monkeys
• Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I'm Not, Arctic Monkeys
• Humbug, Arctic Monkeys
• Let Go, Avril Lavigne
• The Story And The Song, Between The Trees
• Partie Traumatic, Black Kids
• Bo Fo Sho, Bo Burnham
• Boys Like Girls, Boys Like Girls
• Deja Entendu, Brand New
• The Devil And God Are Raging Inside Me, Brand New
• Your Favorite Weapon, Brand New
• Finally Out Of P.E., Brie Larson

• Freaks and Geeks
• Everwood
• Dawson's Creek
• Roswell
• Invader Zim
• Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends
• Gilmore Girls

• Target
• Charlotte Russe
• Walt Disney World Resort (ABC Commissary)
• ORPA
• Frist
• UNOW
• GO
• SEP

• Animal Farm
• Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret
• Beloved
• Go Tell it on the Mountain
• The Great Gatsby
• Lolita
• Lord of the Flies
• The Lord of the Rings
• Mrs. Dalloway
• 1984
• Their Eyes Were Watching God
• Things Fall Apart
• To Kill a Mockingbird
• Never Let Me Go

• pizza
• quesadillas
• quiche
• eggs in a basket
• cake pops
• pie
• macaroni and cheese not from the box
• spaghetti squash
• ice cream cake
• banana bread
• dumplings

• white bread
• soda
• raw celery
• olives
• cilantro
• jalepenos

• the feeling in my stomach/heart when I see a light turn yellow and have to decide if I'll go or not
• feeling sweat drip down my boobs
• when my siblings get to do things that I didn't get to do at that age
• drama
• boat shoes
• when people wear too much perfume/cologne
• maxi dresses/skirts
• when it's hard to put on gloves cause your hands are sweaty
• couples that look like they could be siblings

• Dwarf: Bashful
• Holiday: Halloween
• Color: green
• Gum: 5, cobalt
• Animal: giraffe
• Disney classic: Beauty and the Beast
• Part of Chex Mix: the tiny bread slices
• Pizza: pineapple

The Core List

• Chris Pine
• Logan Lerman
• Kit Harrington
• Hunter Parrish
• Taylor Lautner
• Emile Hirsch

Other Gorgeous Men

• Ryan Gosling
• Matthew Fox
• Gerard Pique
• Jake Gyllenhaal
• Adam Brody
• Brendon Urie
• Tom Welling
• Carter Jenkins
• Zachary Quinto
• James McAvoy
• Charlie McDonnell
• Gaspard Ulliel

• Say Anything
• Stand By Me
• The Goonies
• When Harry Met Sally
• Dead Poets Society
• Little Shop of Horrors
• The Princess Bride
• Teen Witch
• Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
• Beetlejuice
• Heathers

• The Notebook
• A Little Princess
• Interview with the Vampire

• Say Anything
• Gorillaz
• Joanna Newsom
• Mayday Parade
• Best Coast
• Noah and the Whale
• Bloc Party

• Saved by the Bell
• Growing Pains
• The Wonder Years
• The Munsters
• Boy Meets World

• Roswell
• Greek
• Avatar: the Last Airbender
• Dexter
• Weeds
• Futurama
• Parks and Rec
• The League
• It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
• Workaholics
• The Mindy Project

• get a crapload of laser hair removal done
• buy Broadway tickets
• buy speakers
• pay student loans

• an attic
• a kitchen island
• a walk-in closet
• a game room / den

• fancy winter coat
• business suit
• non-black heels
• Vans hightops
• business flats

• not get diabetes
• stay skinny
• prevent spider veins
• have nice abs
• improve circulation
• smaller thighs
• toned arms
• stronger bones