I saw this on someone else's page (forgot to write her name down!) So... this didn't come from me, but thanks for the idea!

• If I were a month, I would be August.
• If I were a day of the week, I would be Saturday.
• If I were a time of day, I would be 8pm.
• If I were a planet, I would be Neptune.
• If I were a sea creature, I would be a Sea Lion.
• If I were a city, I would be Memphis, Tennessee.
• If I were a direction, I would be South.
• If I were a mythological creature, I would be Nessie (not the same kind of mythological, but you get it...)
• If I were a sin, I would be Lust, Pride or Wrath (this is difficult!).
• If I were a liquid, I would be Coca Cola.
• If I were a stone, I would be a peridot.
• If I were a tree, I would be whatever tree yields purple heart lumber.
• If I were a bird, I would be a vulture.
• If I were a flower, I would be a stargazer lily.
• If I were a tool, I would be an adjustable wrench.
• If I were an article of clothing I would be a jockstrap.
• If I were a kind of weather, I would be lightning/thunder.
• If I were a musical instrument, I would be a banjo/guitar.
• If I were an animal, I would be a giraffe.
• If I were a color, I would be green.
• If I were a vegetable, I would be a ghost chile.
• If I were a fruit, I would be a strawberry.
• If I were a sound, I would be a piece of bacon sizzling.
• If I were a vehicle, I would be a 1955 Cadillac Fleetwood.
• If I were a song, I would be Amazing Grace (ELVIS' version) OR The Day That Never Comes (METALLICA).
• If I were a movie, I would be a zombie flick.
• If I were a book, I would be Johnny Got His Gun.
• If I were a food, I would be frosted flakes.
• If I were an alcoholic beverage, I would be Jagermeister.
• If I were a place, I would be Graceland mansion.
• If I were an ice cream flavor, I would be Mission To Marzipan or strawberry.
• If I were a material, I would be steel.
• If I were a taste, I would be salty.
• If I were a scent, I would be flowery.
• If I were a religion, I would be Elvis-tology??
• If I were a word, I would be antimicrobial.
• If I were an object, I would be a barbecue lighter.
• If I were a body part, I would be a mouth.
• If I were a facial expression, I would be a smile or screaming.
• If I were a subject in school, I would be mathematics or German.
• If I were a cartoon character I would be Captain Murphy (Sealab 2021) or Kyle (South Park).
• If I were a pair of shoes, I would be knee high Dr. Martens.
• If I were a shape, I would be a rhombus.
• If I were a number, I would be eight.