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My name is Kyle, and I am hysterical (in the comedic sense, not the 17th century 'my uterus makes me hurt things when I'm angry' sense...). I am also a girl (*only girls can type the word 'uterus', scientific fact).
I love Elvis, music, tattoos and laughing.
Watching Elvis footage makes me wish I could dance. SERIOUSLY.
I like cooking for my family and telling my niece and nephew how amazingl...

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  • Visit Graceland ... 4 times !!
      • Bawl my eyes out when I visit his grave.
  • Attend something crazy like 5 ETA (Elvis tribute artist) concerts during my stay.
      • While I'm not an ETA fan, I do plan on enjoying this entirely as they do what they do out of respect for and admiration of the King and I appreciate that.
  • Visit his birthplace in Tupelo, Mississippi (I like writing/typing Mississippi ...).
      • Buy up a tiny bag of dirt from the holy land and cherish it for the rest of my life...
  • Bawl my eyes out at the Gospel singing.
      • I cry any time I hear Amazing Grace, so m...
jul 15 2010 ∞
jul 20 2010 +

I stole this from a girl named Janey - thought it was an awesome idea

  • A - Alles (niece), almond paste, amusement parks
  • B - brothers (specifically my own), baking, books, banjos
  • C - concerts, cooking, colored pencils, crayons, Coca-Cola, cars
  • D - drawing, driving
  • E - ELVIS, eyeliner
  • F - fake eyelashes, flying
  • G - Graceland, Georgetown, CO, grilling, Ghost Rider, Guy Fieri
  • H - Hank Williams III, hairspray (the product, not the movie)
  • I - my iPod, imagination
  • J - James Hetfield, jokes
  • K - Kevin James
  • L - laughing, learning, lotion
  • M - Metallica, music, men, money, make-up, movies
jul 19 2010 ∞
jul 20 2010 +

Disclaimer : I'm not proud of having seen some of these bands. Many, actually. I have no control over the shitty openers they have on big tours. Someday, I hope to.

  • 50 Cent
  • A Day To Remember
  • AFI
  • Agnostic Front
  • Alkaline Trio
  • All American Rejects
  • American Hi-Fi
  • Andrew W.K.
  • Anit-Flag
  • Assjack
  • August Burns Red
  • Avenged Sevenfold
  • Bad Religion
  • Black Label Society
  • Buckcherry
  • Charlie Daniels Band
  • Charm City Devils
jul 20 2010 ∞
jul 20 2010 +
  • Artist (_specifically_ drawing/sketching)
  • Baker, cake decorator
  • Crafter (sewing, crocheting, jewelry... anything really)
  • Detailer (airbrushing)
  • Diner owner (a really kitschy American one)
  • Elvis historian
  • Filthy rich
  • Forensic pathologist
  • Foster mother
  • Graceland tour guide
  • Happy
  • Hot rod refurbisher
  • Mad scientist
  • Mother
  • Pitmaster!
  • Still awesome when I'm old and crusty
jul 15 2010 ∞
jul 19 2010 +

BOLD denotes favorite favorites that I have deemed worthy of tattooing on myself...

  • Elvis Presley
  • Hank Williams III
  • Metallica
  • Motley Crue
  • Rammstein
  • Tool
  • A Day To Remember
  • Amon Amarth
  • Bad Company
  • Blues Traveler
  • Bonnie Raitt
  • Boston
  • Buddy Guy
  • Children Of Bodom
  • Dead Confederate
  • Dimmu Borgir
  • Drive-By Truckers
  • Glenn Danzig
  • Hank Williams Sr.
jul 15 2010 ∞
jul 19 2010 +

These are all things that I need to keep in mind more often than I have recently...

  • My youth
  • My family (most recently, my amazing niece and nephew!)
  • The 12 years that I have had with the most supportive and wise friend that I have ever known (Nicole!)
  • The fact that I'm still employed
  • All the people that found it important enough to uphold Elvis' legacy so that people like me could still enjoy his talent 33 years later.
  • Anyone who takes the time to comment (kindly of course) on my tattoos while I'm in public. It actually means a lot more to me than most people understand.
  • My mom agreeing to go with me to Memphis this year.
  • Having somewhere to live.
jul 22 2010 ∞
jul 22 2010 +

I saw this on someone else's page (forgot to write her name down!) So... this didn't come from me, but thanks for the idea!

  • If I were a month, I would be August.
  • If I were a day of the week, I would be Saturday.
  • If I were a time of day, I would be 8pm.
  • If I were a planet, I would be Neptune.
  • If I were a sea creature, I would be a Sea Lion.
  • If I were a city, I would be Memphis, Tennessee.
  • If I were a direction, I would be South.
  • If I were a mythological creature, I would be Nessie (not the same kind of mythological, but you get it...)
  • If I were a sin, I would be Lust, Pride or Wrath (this is difficult!).
  • If I were a liquid, I would be Coca Cola.
jul 15 2010 ∞
jul 20 2010 +