Kyle's listography
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My name is Kyle, and I am hysterical (in the comedic sense, not the 17th century 'my uterus makes me hurt things when I'm angry' sense...). I am also a girl (*only girls can type the word 'uterus', scientific fact).
I love Elvis, music, tattoos and laughing.
Watching Elvis footage makes me wish I could dance. SERIOUSLY.
I like cooking for my family and telling my niece and nephew how amazingl...

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  • Visit Graceland... 4 times!!
      • Bawl my eyes out when I visit his grave.
  • Attend something crazy like 5 ETA (Elvis tribute artist) concerts during my stay.
      • While I'm not an ETA fan, I do plan on enjoying this entirely as they do what they do out of respect for and admiration of the King and I appreciate that.
  • Visit his birthplace in Tupelo, Mississippi (I like writing/typing Mississippi...).
      • Buy up a tiny bag of dirt from the holy land and cherish it for the rest of my life...
  • Bawl my eyes out at the Gospel singing.
      • I cry any time I hear Amazing Grace, so my calculations predict that this will be approximately 5 million times worse.
  • Have some cocktails, and later breakfast, at his car museum.
      • Did you read that properly??? HAVE COCKTAILS AT HIS CAR MUSEUM. I'm there.
  • Spend more money than any person should in 2 weeks.
      • Come home with more Elvis knick-knacks than one can imagine.
            • LOVE EVERY MINUTE OF IT!
  • Go to 2 restaurants that Guy Fieri recommended on Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives (I love him... so much).
      • Tom's BarBQ & Deli
      • Uncle Lou's Fried Chicken
  • Enjoy the hell out of my life for 2 weeks.
      • May not ever come home.
jul 15 2010 ∞
jul 20 2010 +
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