My name is Kyle, and I am hysterical (in the comedic sense, not the 17th century 'my uterus makes me hurt things when I'm angry' sense...). I am also a girl (*only girls can type the word 'uterus', scientific fact).
I love Elvis, music, tattoos and laughing.
Watching Elvis footage makes me wish I could dance. SERIOUSLY.
I like cooking for my family and telling my niece and nephew how amazingl...
Disclaimer: I'm not proud of having seen some of these bands. Many, actually. I have no control over the shitty openers they have on big tours. Someday, I hope to.