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My name is Kyle, and I am hysterical (in the comedic sense, not the 17th century 'my uterus makes me hurt things when I'm angry' sense...). I am also a girl (*only girls can type the word 'uterus', scientific fact).
I love Elvis, music, tattoos and laughing.
Watching Elvis footage makes me wish I could dance. SERIOUSLY.
I like cooking for my family and telling my niece and nephew how amazingl...

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  • Artist (_specifically_ drawing/sketching)
  • Baker, cake decorator
  • Crafter (sewing, crocheting, jewelry... anything really)
  • Detailer (airbrushing)
  • Diner owner (a really kitschy American one)
  • Elvis historian
  • Filthy rich
  • Forensic pathologist
  • Foster mother
  • Graceland tour guide
  • Happy
  • Hot rod refurbisher
  • Mad scientist
  • Mother
  • Pitmaster!
  • Still awesome when I'm old and crusty
jul 15 2010 ∞
jul 19 2010 +