I'm not a great writer. I'm not even a very good one. Still, these things I know...

• I will bear with you. I will never bare with you. Unless you're really really cute.
• Too, two, and to. There is a difference.
• They're, there, and their. These also mean different things. Look it up if you don't believe me.
• You're and your. Again, not the same.
• Periods are important. Sentences don't need to run the length of the entire page.
• Commas are not like confetti. They should not be sprinkled everywhere.
• The phrase is 'what have you'. Not 'whatever have you'. Where did you even get that from?