• "i'm such a good uncle, they just keep giving me more!"
  • "muffin tops are not attractive."
  • "bieng drunk. is so fun!"
  • "ONLY SPEAK WHEN SPOKEN TO WHORE"
  • "there is no x in the mexican alphabet!"
  • "FABULOUS"
  • "hey pretty lady did you go to college?"
    • "get your BA with all that knowledge?"
  • "even skinny girls have jiggly things on their backs"
  • "I CAN'T TOUCH SALAD DRESSING"
  • "living rooms, bedrooms, dinettes, oh yeah"
  • "schwamanamanamanamana"
  • "hold! hold!"
  • "can you whip our friend rachel?"
  • "wait."
  • "she looks like a cat in that picture. when i see it i just want to say, "MRAOW""

I am aware there are many more to be added.

jan 15 2009 ∞
jan 16 2009 +