• Eliana: "If I were King of the Forest, Not queen, not duke, not prince.

My regal robes of the forest, would be satin, not cotton, not chintz..."

• Michael: You watched a 3-hour long silent epic about the Reconstruction on Youtube and you're telling me it's too tedious to go on Hulu to watch 30 Rock?
• Eliana: ACT! *clap* ACT! *clap* I got a 36 on my ACT!
• Rumack: What was it we had for dinner tonight?

Elaine Dickinson: Well, we had a choice of steak or fish. Rumack: Yes, yes, I remember, I had lasagna. (Airplane)

• Eliana: I was like, "Greek god of what?? INTERNET?"
• Michael: For all you know, he could have taken you to a Vietnamese chop shop!
• Michael: The Lilo and Stitch ride is so stupid! I couldn't smell for a week after it. All that happens is Stitch peeing on you and stuff, and at one point you hear this lady say "Gimme back my chili dog!!!" and then Stitch burps AND YOU SMELL THE CHILI DOG!
• IMDB User: "Have you lot ever dreamt? Dreams are supposed to be chaotic, inchoherent and so on. I remember a dream I had as a small child .. 5 years old or so. And my mother did not feed me heroine or stuff. It started with my doll's house burning. I ran into the bathroom to fetch water but only spinach came out of the tap (and just to make this clear, I was weird enough a child to love spinach, so it wasn't that). Then everything went dark, I heard a torch calling me and went there because I was very scared of darkness back then. It didn't work, and I wanted to put in batteries. When I opened the panel there were pistachios in it and the sight of them scared me so much that I woke up. So much on dreams, folks."
• Michael: Guess what?

Sophie: What? Michael: TIVO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *fast forwards through commercials*

• «Avec un peu d'imagination, on peut très bien vivre toute sa vie en un soir.» Jean Anouilh
• "Son, you got a panty on your head." Raising Arizona
• "I mean, I wouldn't have done that. I would've followed the recipe, I would've followed your advice. I would've followed your advice 'til the ends of the Earth because I love YOUuuuur advice. " Ratatouille
• "Say Lou, didya hear the one about the guy who couldn't afford personalized plates so he went and changed his name to J3L2404?" Fargo
• Random IMDB User: But, yes, people laughed. However, I'm unsure if it's because it stars Lindsay Lohan or because the plot sounds like something Stephen King used for toilet paper.
• "Sometimes, you wish you were dead. But you will die wishing you could live, and you know that."
• "I don't believe in God. I believe in...Al Pacino."