- How do we know people in mirrors are not trapped? Maybe they are just people looking like us.
- How are we fabricated? Are we made of legos?
- Of course girls have willies!! they've got some inside the little black hair, how would they pee otherwise??
- Wait, there is a girl in Star Wars?? Is it the big hairy bear-thing?
- Are earth-worms real?
- Do earth-worths exist? - yes they do. - No, I mean, ON THIS PLANET? - yes. Are you making fun of me?
- Instead of turning into a princess, i'll change you into a willy!!
- Next time someone wants to take you phone you have to tell them " no it's not nice, it's my phone" and then not give it to them, ok?
- Pointing at random guy in the street: Do you want to be my daddy zombie? My mummy zombie wants a daddy zombie.
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