this isnt a joke im actually thinking about these

• danny devito
• jenna ortega
• james corden
• thom yorke for sure
• morrissey
• kelly clarkson
• peter steele but only his corpse
• vladimir putin
• jamie lee curtis
• john green
• ben shapiro
• elon musk while driving a tesla (throw brick into windshield)
• florence of the machine fame
• robin finck
• troy baker
• all of 1970s sex pistols at once
• specifically sid vicious
• nardwaur
• tom holland (if he starts flipping away i pull out gun)
• taylor swift
• brendon urie
• doja cat
• both alive beatles
• and both dead ones
• harrison ford
• kevin hart
• bill nye of science fame
• lin manuel miranda
• charlie sheen
• mgk
• shane dawson
• both of 100gecs
• troy baker
• ariana grande
• henry danger
• jared from subway
• dog from dog with a blog
• al jourgensen
• miley cyrus when she’s not in the club high on perc with some shades on tatted up mini skirt with her js on
• john mulaney
• bo burnham
• troy baker
• penelope scott
• blaire white and calvin garrah at the same time
• butch hartman
• onision
• both of smosh
• dan and phil
• tyler oakley
• link but not rhett
• jeffree star
• matpat
• tyler the creator