- Standing in chewing gum.
- Lorne Spicer.
- Getting stuck next to the smelly person on the bus.
- Dye off your shoes going onto your tights and not coming off in the wash.
- When people who haven't read Harry Potter say it's rubbish.
- People who think Slytherin House is the place to be.
- The number 21 bus.
- The rare occasions that Vanish Oxy-Action doesn't successfully remove that stubborn stain.
- Slopping toothpaste down your t-shirt.
- People I don't know touching me, even if it's just a handshake.
- Saturday morning shifts with Martin Kelleher.
- Hoovering, hoovers or anything hoover-related (like the special attachments for the furniture, or hoover bags.)
- The smell of new bin liners.
- People who think skitting my butter phobia is funny. It isn't. I'll vomit on you. Just you wait and see.
- That insurance advert that says 'Courtesy cars? Oh we don't do those.'
- People whose only way of arguing is to repeat the same phrase at increasing volume levels.
- People who shout at their children in public.
- My alarm.
- Used teabags left on the side of the sink/bench/anywhere that isn't the bin.
- Seeing people's tongues. Bleurgh.
jan 12 2008 ∞
oct 8 2008 +