- if i were a color i'd be black and white
- if i were a number i'd be 13
- if i were an animal i'd be a kitty
- if i were a song i'd be mod sounding
- if i were an article of clothing i'd be booty shorts
- if i were a kiss i'd be soft
- if i were a granny name i'd be gertrude.
- if i were a shoe i'd be flats
- if i were an art supply i'd be a paintbrush
- if i were a weather condition i'd be rain
- if i were a famous person i'd be lady gaga
- if i were asleep i'd be dreaming
- if i were a disney princess i'd be tinkerbell <i know! not a princess>
- if i were a guitar i'd be shiny
- if i were a drink i'd be fruity
- if i were a food i'd be chinese
- if i were a season i'd be autumn
- if i were a painting i would be very contrasty and bold
- if i were a photograph i would be weird
- if i were a flower i would be a stargazer lily
- if i were a mental disorder i would be an anxiety disorder
- if i were a phobia i would be ghostaphobia haha
- if i were an instrument i'd be an organ
- if i were a flavor i'd be vanilla
- if i were a scent i'd be coconut
- if i were an emotion i would be content and happy
- if i were a memory i would be a cherished one
- if i were a random object i would be a furby
- if i were tired i'd still be awake
- if i were an idiot i'd be me.
- if i were... a guy, i'd jerk off a lot.
oct 18 2009 ∞
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