- read Nicholas Sparks
- watch reality tv religiously
- are deeply religious (and I have to admit a small prejudice against anyone religious at all, even though some of the people I'm closest to qualify)
- wear one of those New Era hats with a shiny sticker which you refuse to remove. I probably won't even talk to your dumb ass.
- don't like cats and/or beards
- don't shower regularly
- can't keep a room clean (especially your own. I don't even have very high standards, but I regularly meet people who shouldn't be allowed to have rooms)
- worship Lady Gaga (I'm a gay male and I could still care less!) or any other popular female singer like Ke$ha, Katy Perry, etc.
- don't take any care of yourself
- don't support gay marriage
- lick the back of my head while we're standing in line (I STILL REMEMBER.)
- don't have a sense of humor
- can't figure out how to use Google
- fill a sock full of old frozen pickles and tie it to my doorknob
- fill a sock full of old frozen pickles and stick it in my fridge (my shortcake was RUINED!!)
- compare me to Abraham Lincoln
- walk down my street with a chainsaw. WHY? AND WHY DO YOU KEEP DOING IT?
jul 14 2011 ∞
dec 24 2020 +