Not meet, necessarily. I don't think I'd know what to say. Maybe they'd brush me off. Maybe their bodyguards would whisk me away. I'd rather just watch them at a distance, maybe close enough to make out words. Maybe invisible.

  • Vincent van Gogh
  • M.C. Escher
  • Neil Gaiman
  • Stephen Colbert
  • Bill Nye
  • Annie Liebovitz
  • Barack Obama
  • David Lynch
  • Andrew Garfield
  • Tilda Swinton
  • Charlie Kaufman
jul 14 2011 ∞
jul 26 2011 +
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  • watch Adventure Time
  • finish saving Hyrule?
    • mugs from clay?
  • make a mixtape
  • make a stick sculpture (just for the hell of it)
  • butter the neighbor's dog
  • watch a film
  • read
  • Sort out my bookmarks
  • sort out more bookmarks
    • review "artists to check out"
  • Look at more functional pottery
jul 14 2011 ∞
dec 31 2014 +
  • I thought "burning a disc" meant literally putting it into a machine that would engulf it in flames. I kept wondering why people didn't just put CDs in the trash when they didn't want them anymore.
  • the whole realm of sexuality, for me, was a man and a woman kissing. I thought that was how women got pregnant as well. I also thought that's what "oral sex" meant because it involved your mouth and that's 'oral' right?
  • My sister said there were werewolves in the forest behind my aunt's house. I ate that right up.
  • my sister also told me my head would literally explode if I thought too much or became too smart. In hindsight, this may have been her way of trying to look better because I've always done very well academically.
  • Because my sister lied to me so often, I ...
jul 14 2011 ∞
jul 26 2011 +
  • the green sweater
  • the messenger bag
  • glazed clay pots
  • sea bean
  • white mug, blue on the inside
  • maps
  • typewriters
  • the brown blanket
jul 23 2011 ∞
dec 31 2014 +
  • read Nicholas Sparks
  • watch reality tv religiously
  • are deeply religious (and I have to admit a small prejudice against anyone religious at all, even though some of the people I'm closest to qualify)
  • listen to rap or country or ska
  • have a Bob Marley poster
  • wear one of those New Era hats with a shiny sticker which you refuse to remove. I probably won't even talk to your dumb ass.
  • don't like cats and/or beards
  • don't shower regularly
  • can't keep a room clean (especially your own. I don't even have very high standards, but I regularly meet people who shouldn't be allowed to have rooms)
  • worship Lady Gaga (I'm a gay male and I could still care less!) or any other popular female singer like Ke$ha, Katy Perry, etc.
jul 14 2011 ∞
jul 26 2011 +