• "Adventurely"
• "Blurgh"
• "Bummer"
• "Dude"
• "For real"
  • "For realz"
  • "For realziez"
• "Freakin' freakin'"
• "Fuck a duck"
• "Fucking shit"
• "Go for it"
• "Gotcha"
• "I don't know your/his/her life"
  • In extreme cases, "I don't know my life"
• "I suppose"
• "I'm not even kidding"
• "I'm obsessed"
• "Just putting it out there"
• "Man, this shit is fuckin' ridiculous"
• "MER"
• "merp"
• "needs to happen"
• "NO."
• "Oh my god"
• "Overrated"
• "Pardon"
• "Samez"
• "STOP"
• "Truly"
• "Understandable"
• "What the what the"
• "Whatever"
• "Y'all"

Oh my god, I sound like a moron.