• based
• ratchet
• salty
• chills
• smh
• real talk
• thirst
• trill

• IB HL English - Mr. Baird (A Block)
• IB HL History - Mr. Kaplan (B)
• IB HL Biology - Mr. Brady (G)
• IB SL Mathematics - Ms. Gray (C)
• IB SL Psychology - Ms. Adachi (E)
• Chinese 3 - Ms. Latimer (F)
• Frees otherwise (D)
• Advisory - Mrs. Stollenmeyer

• Mac Miller. forever and always the most overrated rapper
• Hangover Quotes
• the show goes on by lupe fiacso, S&M by rihanna...
• lacrosse in general
• south park (which is still good, but not THAT good)
• facebook
• many of those "funny" youtube videos you see
• DUBSTEP. DUBSTEP. DUBSTEP. its alright but not THAT good
• megan fox. i can name 10 prettier people in 10 seconds
• the Black Eyed Peas.
• fried food, mcdonalds, etc.
• sobe drinks
• Nicki Minaj
• Jersey Shore
• SUPER MASH BROS. girl talk is way better

• Hollaback Girl - Gwen Stefani
• Jar of Hearts - Christina Perri
• Roll Up - Wiz Khalifa
• Where Them Girls At - David Guetta ft. Flo Rida and Nicki Minaj
• The End - Kings of Leon
• Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites - Skrillex
• Breaking Free - Milkman
• Someone Like You - ADELE
• Machu Piccu - The Strokes
• Judas - Lady Gaga
• Till the World Ends - Britney Spears
• Off That - Jay-Z ft. Drake
• Last of a Dying Breed - Ludacris ft. Lil Wayne
• I Don't Wanna Speak - Guidance Counselor
• Finally Moving - Pretty Lights
• Don't Stop the Party - Black Eyed Peas
• Touch the Sky - Kanye West ft. Lupe Fiasco

• The Reeling - Passion Pit
• Transatlanticism - Death Cab for Cutie
• Candles - Hey Monday
• Hold it Against Me - Britney Spears
• Heard it on the Radio - The Bird and the Bee
• Witchcraft - Pendulum
• Roman's Revenge - Nicki Minaj
• Internet Connection (Flux Pavillion Remix) - M.I.A.
• Hey Baby - Melleefresh & Deadmau5
• Animal (Billboard Remix) - Ke$ha
• Bass Down Low - Dev ft. The Cataracts
• Windowlicker - Aphex Twin
• 6 Foot 7 Foot - Lil Wayne ft. Cory Gunz
• Maniac - Kid Cudi, Cage & St. Vincent
• Dancing on My Own - Robyn

• catty people
• posers, trying to be deep
• when you say bye to someone and end up going the same way
• bugs. most useless creature in existence
• getting orders at restaurants screwed up
• bad teachers
• not being able to wash my hands when i need to.
• excessive auto-tune
• acne
• getting talked to (especially yelled at) while driving
• small children - im going to hell for this, but it's true
• people who force their politics/ideas/religion on others obsessively
• 90% of songs by Usher
• 12 year olds who think they're the shit
• SPEECH IMPEDIMENTS
• people who make weird noises when they ch...

• aliens attacked the high school
• a bug destroyed my plumbing
• spiders stole my blankie (age 5)
• got friend preggo
• went to africa, beat up airport security
• brother lost my lucky umbrella in a canyon
• a gangster lived in my kitchen. my grandma knifed him.
• biked to molly's house, then to philly
• NONE OF THESE WERE INDUCED BY DRUGS

• The Library of Congress
• Can I have a Piece of Gum?
• Garrison Forest Dance
• The Cardinal Gibbons JV Football Game (before it closed)
• Cryin' Out Loud - Looney's
• The Huge Blizzard and My Failed Attempt at an Igloo
• Biology Class. J mello makes my day
• GEESE!
• Jenny Craig
• Cameron and I skyping in world history
• OTHER PEOPLE'S NICKNAMES. (alvin, paco, bassmaster...)
• Zai? ZAI. Zai? ZAI. Zai? ZAI........Zai?
• Me spilling the candle wax at Check Please
• Cwuzhear/CrimsonNero
• Boom! Nigel!/This is study hall, not Sleeping 101
• CHINATOWN.

• Lust: My turn ons

- brunette - thin - pretty eyes, face - SMART, gets along with me, easy to talk to - depth

• Envy: I'm jealous of

- people who are socially skilled, esp. with girls. - people who are almost always happy - really really rich people - people that have themselves figured out and are confident - people who have nothing to worry about

• Pride: Things I'm good at

- creative writing? - explaining things. - science/languages - making up random games - destroying things

• Wrath: Things that make me livid

- COCKY PEOPLE/BRAGGING MAKES ME INSANE - people who cant shut up when i need them...

• i can talk to her about ANYTHING
• tall brunette with wavy hair (not curly)
• my age
• face is the biggest priority
• no double chins please
• same sense of humor
• same hobbies
• pretty eyes (blue hopefully, brown is cool too)
• tan, great teeth
• deep/intelligent
• cares
• i like 'em weird. not TOO weird. but weird
• being in the same mood as me.
• athletic build preferred, but not definitely essential
• no two-faced shit
• good sense of makeup/good dresser

• worries about EVERYTHING
• moody
• caring
• clingy at times
• i want what i cant have.
• loves the cold.
• i have permanent wanderlust.
• introvert. i have so much i WANT to say but dont.
• HATE posers. i cant stand a poser
• i appreciate nature more than youd think.
• easily depressed
• people who know me think totally differently of me than people who think they do.
• major klutz
• i express myself more accurately and often through non-speaking stuff than speaking
• very very very socially awkward.
• planets/stars/astronomy fascinates me

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• begin each item with an asterisk

• Rolling Papers - Domo Genesis ft. Tyler, the Creator
• Jump in the Pool - Friendly Fires
• Alice Practice - Crystal Castles
• Ellen DeGeneres - Lil B.
• Islands - The xx
• I'm A Boss - Meek Mill ft. Rick Ross
• 1901 - Phoenix
• The Zone - The Weeknd
• N****s in Paris - Kanye West & Jay-Z
• Glass - Bat for Lashes
• Captain Tyin Knots vs. Mr. Walkway - Sleeping With Sirens
• Arguru - Deadmau5
• Sail - AWOLNATION
• Crew Love - Drake ft. The Weeknd
• Bad Wings - The Glitch Mob
• We Found Love - Rihanna (Haters gon hate)

• Fran Drescher
• Bill Clinton
• Rick Ross
• Rosie O'Donnell
• Colin Powell
• Howard Stern
• Darth Vader
• Soulja Boy
• J.K. Rowling
• Paris Hilton
• Charlie Sheen
• Dr. Phil
• Anderson Cooper
• God
• Jesus
• Nicki Minaj
• Ellen DeGeneres
• Asher Roth
• Justin Bieber
• Chuck Norris
• himself

• Facebook
• Twitter
• Youtube
• Flickr
• StumbleUpon
• Listography
• Google
• Project Noah
• Wikipedia
• South Park Studios
• Hulu
• Bulbapedia
• Blogthings
• 4chan
• Dictionary.com
• Rate My Teacher

• Beijing, China
• Philadelphia
• Washington D.C.
• Xi'an, China
• Shanghai, China
• Las Vegas
• Miami
• Nassau, Bahamas
• Kingston, Jamaica
• Baltimore
• New York (for a day...)
• New Orleans

Italics = hate, Bold = Loved

• Kindergarten - Mrs. Ewing
• 1st Grade - Mrs. McAvoy
• 2nd Grade - Mr. Luzuriaga / Mrs. Adams
• 3rd Grade - Mr. May
• 4th Grade - Mr. May (again)
• 5th Grade
  • Homeroom - Mrs. Scanlan
  • Math and Science - Mrs. Windsor
  • English - Mr. Hawley
  • History - Mr. Brocato
  • Japanese - Mr. Matsuzaki (had him 6th-8th grade also)
  • Art - Ms. Beeler (6th-7th also)
  • Music - Mr. Rock (6th - 8th also)
  • Woodshop - Mr. Hankins (6th - 7th also)
• 6th Grade
  • Homeroom - Mr. Matsuzaki
  • Math - Mr. Denison
  • English - Mr. Byars

• making people laugh
• kissing
• finding that perfect song
• going to bed, knowing you have nothing to worry about
• unsolicited compliments
• the first day of summer/vacation sinking in
• realizing it's a snow day (especially on Fridays)
• naps
• hugs
• getting an A+ on anything
• the giggles when you're up really late with friends
• watching sweet, sweet karma wreck someone who needs it
• christmas time, christmas eve
• heavy nostalgia
• that feeling after a tough workout, "ahhh I'm done"

• Xxxo- M.I.A.
• Ring-a-Ling - Black Eyed Peas
• The Only Exception - Paramore
• Fifteen - Taylor Swift
• Take It Off - Ke$ha
• Teenage Dream - Katy Perry
• Space - M.I.A.
• Holiday - Ding Dong
• Broseidon, Lord of The Brocean - Super Mash Bros
• Goodbye Fireflies - Faye Wang
• Rock That Body - Black Eyed Peas
• F*** the Pain Away - Peaches
• Beautiful Monster - Ne-yo

• autobiography (thus far)
• short stories
• descriptive pieces
• philosophy
• publish essays (school ones, if I like them)
• begin an ongoing story
• reviews of things, like movies/food/hotels
• anecdotes
• poems (not good at these, but id like to be)
• chinese stuff
• variety (miscellaneous)

• Butterfree
• Clefairy
• Oddish
• Meowth
• Slowpoke
• Muk
• Shellder
• Seel
• Doduo
• Krabby
• Koffing
• Staryu
• Omanyte
• Venonat
• Jigglypuff
• Tangela
• Porygon
• Sentret
• Spinarak
• Chinchou
• Unown

• POKEMON WAS MY LIFE
• i could never and still cannot imagine life after college
• favorite games include tag, hide and seek, pretend
• the hill in my backyard was the best hill i ever saw.
• i regret a lot.
• back then, every sadness/discomfort was fixed with cookies. oh how miss such a panacea
• i miss being 5. SO MUCH
• i was scared of the dark, spiders, heights, and really really old people. still am, for some of those
• i was a great fort maker.
• i really want to hang out with all of the friends i had back then right now.

• hodgepodge
• lackadaisical
• dodo (favorite)
• strewn (2nd favorite)
• chimichanga
• loquacious
• NOT grotto. i hate the word grotto.
• antidisestablishmentarianism
• plum
• not skulk. i dont like that word
• fuschia
• cerulean
• tropical
• ethnicity
• more (the word, not as in "there are more than this but I can't think of any.)
• certain names of people i know, but won't say to avoid appearing to be a freak.

• New York
• Caribbean
• LA
• BRAZIL
• skiing
• Italy
• CANADA
• Egypt
• anywhere but here.

• Fireworks - Animal Collective
• Wonton Soup - Lil B.
• Bounce - MSTRKRFT & N.O.R.E.
• Hide and Seek - Imogen Heap
• The Only Exception - Paramore
• Fortune Days - The Glitch Mob
• 1+1 - Beyoncé
• Dirty Talk - Wynter Gordon
• Wonderland (Peace Treaty Dubstep Remix) - Natalia Kills
• Hello - Martin Solveig & Dragonette
• You Know I'm No Good - Amy Winehouse
• If I'm James Dean, You're Audrey Hepburn - Sleeping with Sirens
• Heavy Metal Lover - Lady Gaga
• Manhattan - Kings of Leon
• Ghost! - Kid Cudi
• On the Floor - Jennifer Lopez
• Racks - Y.C. ft. Future
• Worry About You - 2AM Club
• Hollaback Girl - Gwen Stefani

• I don't believe in fairytales, but I believe in you and me
• I'm coming out of my cage and I've been doing just fine
• I WHIP MA HAIR BACK AND FORTH I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH
• Nevermind, I'll find someone like you, I wish nothing but the best for you too
• I AINT TALKIN POULTRY WHEN I SAY THIS CHICK IS FRIIIIIIEEED
• You're really lovely underneath it all
• Gravity's my enemy
• I wish I could dance on a single prayer, wish I could be strong without somebody there
• SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS lol jk no not at all
• You can see my heart, beating
• I done killed so many n*gguhs in the booth, I sell rappers on eBay
• UHHHHHHHH (rick ross grunt)

• I can speak Chinese.
  • 我会说中文。Wo hui shuo zhongwen.
• Thank you.
  • 谢谢。 Xiexie
• Hello
  • 你好。Nihao
• How are you?
  • 你怎么样？ Ni zenmeyang?
• I'm well.
  • 我很好。 Wo hen hao.
• Who is that?
  • 那是谁？ Na shur (shur is pronounced "sure") shei?
• I'm sorry.

• teacher
• doctor
• psychologist
• writer
• photographer (long shot)
• director, writing movies, directing music videos
• news reporter/weatherman
• actor (really really really long shot, like impossible)
• journalist
• translator (chinese/english/undecided 3rd langugage)
• something involving creative input

• A block - U.S. History - Mr. Kaplan
• B Block - Honors English - Mr. Kasper
• C Block - Algebra 2 - Ms. Fairman
• D Block - Honors Chem. - Dr. Chalfoun
• E Block - Chinese 2 - Ms. Latimer
• F Block - Photography 1 - Mr. Brown (First semester only)
• F Block - Free (2nd only)
• G Block - Free (1st semester only)
• G Block - World Religions - Chap. Groff
• not that anyone at SP has a listography, but if you do, comment

• Pretty Girls - Wale
• Acapella - Kelis
• Poker Face - Lady Gaga
• Alive - Kid Cudi
• My Drink 'n' My 2 Step - Cassidy
• Best I Ever Had - Drake
• Reverse Cowgirl - T-Pain
• Bulletproof - La Roux
• Not Anymore - LeToya
• Angels (remix) - Diddy Dirty Money ft. Rick Ross
• Paparazzi - Lady Gaga
• Telephone - Lady Gaga
• Blind - Ke$ha
• Spotlight - Gucci Mane ft. Usher
• Gettin' Over You - David Guetta ft. Fergie and LMFAO
• Smokin' on Da Dro - Three 6 Mafia
• Patron Tequila - Paradiso Girls ft. Lil Jon
• Swag Surfin' - Lil Wayne (No Ceilings)

• photography
• swimming
• working out (occasionally.)
• writing
• listening to music & relaxing
• SLEEPING.
• football
• skiing
• video games
• facebook/surfing the web
• daydreaming
• TRAVELING.
• reading (only if its a really good book or a magazine and if i have enough time, which i never do.

• POTATOES.
• spicy tuna roll sushi
• pepperoni pizza
• qdoba
• chocolate chip cookies
• perfectly ripe pears (orgasmic)
• hot sauce completes anything and everything.
• peaches
• watermelon
• lemon flavored anything (besides baked stuff)
• PLAIN vanilla ice cream
• burgers
• raspberry jelly
• peanut butter
• grilled tuna