Stolen from SparkNotes

• How little you studied for the test, yet still got a good grade.
• Your sister’s pregnancy/newborn babies.
• Your dad’s job (Unless you dad is a spy, and even then, discuss sparingly).
• The building of your parents’ new home.
• What kind of tattoo you’re going to get.
• What your tattoo means.
• Anything about a car that you don’t own.
• About the one time, five years ago at camp, when you ate a caterpillar on a dare.
• Your opinion on how great The Beatles were.
• Anything that includes the phrase, “But in this dream, it was, like, totally different…”
• The amount of sleep you got last night.
• Your thoughts on Mondays.
• Who you think is going to win…anything.
• How happy you are that a team won something.
• American Idol.
• The time you got pulled over for speeding and the cop just gave you a warning.
• Things your cat ate/tried to eat.
• The amount of money you got from dumping your spare change at a Coinstar machine or a TD Bank.
• Your thoughts on Donnie Darko.
• Complaints regarding the recent changes made to Facebook.
• How vinyl records sound better and warmer than digital music.
• Your thoughts on the Octomom.
• How cool it would be to be a storm chaser or parapsychologist.
• Any concert or party that took place more than three months ago.
• Your thoughts on the quality of clothing at Old Navy compared to The Gap.
• Any book series.
• Your headache.
• How your cousin flipped his car (unless you cousin is a spy, and even then, discuss sparingly).
• Countries you want to visit.
• Old girlfriends/boyfriends.
• The awesomeness of the BBC Documentary Series Planet Earth.
• Things your phone can do.
• Complaints regarding the lack of music on MTV.
• Why Macs are better than PCs, or vice versa.
• Shows on HBO or Showtime. (Some people don’t have those channels, and you’re just rubbing it in.)
• Gossip (unless you witnessed the event firsthand).
• The fact that stores put seasonal merchandise on display far in advance of the actual season.
• The lack of fairness a certain teacher exhibits regarding quizzes.
• Dyan Cortez