- knockoff bags, jewelry, clothes, etc.
- On an airplane flight once, I saw fake Coach logo-plastered luggage. First off, where do you even buy that, and secondly, what's the point?
- the Jonas Brothers
- most grammatical errors, but in particular
- "your guys' [insert noun]"
- the incorrect use of "literally"
- flavored lip gloss
- friend requests on Facebook from strangers
- when people have over 1,000 Facebook friends
- girls who comment on every tagged Facebook picture of them with "eeww i look so ugly! deleteeeee!"
- everything about the SAT essay
- Internet ads with sound
- mayonnaise
- incorrect usage of "there," "their," and "they're" after 5th grade
- "Gossip GirlS"
- cargo pants
- harem pants
- actually, pants in general, at least for ladies
- hard, clear plastic packaging
- texting at the table
- But if you're going to do it (and I'm guilty, too), please make sure it's an emergency and that you do it discreetly. Nothing says "it's quite possible that my dinner companions will bore me, so I've got a hundred far more interesting contacts just a few taps away" than a vibrating cell phone next to a fork.
- how dresses are always short on me
- Axe
- wearing mismatched bathing suit tops & bottoms
- how grocery stores re-arrange their layout every other week
- when people smile with their mouths only and not their teeth, even if it is forced
- when people smile wide with a full mouth of braces, it always looks awkward and there's nothing wrong with a close-lipped grin (did it myself for 8 years)
- Dane Cook, Will Ferrell, and Jim Carrey
feb 22 2009 ∞
aug 21 2010 +