- "I'M A MONSTER!" -Buster
- "Hey, hermano." -Buster
- "Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist." -Tobias
- "I was gonna smoke the marijuana like a cigarette." -George Michael
- "OH MY GOSH, THERE'S A FIRE...sale" -Tobias
- "We have unlimited juice? This party is going to be OFF the HOOK!" -Buster
- "Well, I didn't make a 'commitment...' I did refer to it as our nausea, but you know, that's when we were goin' at it really hot and heavy." "Well, now it's my nausea." -Buster, Michael
- "Don't leave your uncle T-Bag hanging." -Tobias
- "There is so much in life that I haven't experienced. And now that I'm away from Mom, I feel like this is my chance to live. I wanna dance! I want to make love to a woman! I want to get a checking account! I wanna know what it feels like to get my face socked in!" -Buster
- "A sea of waiters and no one will take your order!" -Lucille
- "Even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up...nothing wrong with that...Oh, I've been in the film business for a while, but I just can't seem to get one in the can...it's out of context...I wouldn't mind kissing that man between the cheeks...Tobias, you blowhard." -Tobias
- "It's a jet pack, Michael. What could possibly go wrong??" -Gob
jan 12 2012 ∞
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