• I would travel everywhere, first and foremost. Traveling is the most important thing to me, I don't think there's anything else that makes you as culturally aware and well-rounded. I would probably splurge on a first-class plane ticket, but beside that I think I would spend about as much as I normally would on a trip. No five-star hotels and restaurants, gotta keep it real.

For the sake of this list, I will assume that eventually I'll have to take a break from traveling (though I could honestly do it for the rest of my life). Here's what the rest of my money would go to:

• Pantry stocked with everything from Whole Foods
• The most perfect, complete, gigantic shoe collection ever
• An upgrade from my shitty flip phone would be nice
• A personal trainer, oh, and a gym membership
• A tennis club membership too, finding places to play in New York is absurd
• Every Dior, Chanel, Armani, and YSL beauty product available
• The whole dermatological she-bang--perfect skin, oh my god
  • Medicine cabinet fully stocked with La Mer
• I'd whiten up these chompers, too
• Perfect shiny, long, all-over blonde hair
• Redecorating the apartment straight out of the Anthropologie catalogue
• A harp
• I'd probably need lessons as well
• A really nice espresso machine
• Top-of-the-line Vitamix
• Mind-blowing DVD collection