• When people go "tsk, tsk, tsk" or just one "tsk".
• When people make smacking noises when they chew.
• When people drag their feet on the floor.
• When people use "like" too often.
• When people whine ALL the time.
• When people nag ALL the time.
• When people pull their faces into perpetual scowls or frowns.
• When people say "choo" instead of the actual word "you".
  • Especially annoying in songs.
• When people hug in the middle of the hall.
• When people talk in the middle of the hall.
• When people kiss in the middle of the hall.

• Crooked tables. Tell me how that makes any sense.
• People who channel surf.
• People who can't take a hint.
• People who are awkward.
• People who are bipolar. Urg. Either you are or you're not! Either you do or you don't! Make up your mind!!
• The color brown.
• People with obnoxiously large egos.
• People who make awkward flirtatious advances on anything that moves.
• PDA
• Balloons on a stick. WTF is the point of that?
• Valentines Day.
• The word "grotto".
• Cheaters.
• Liars.
• The bloodsucking amoeba on the ass of the microscopic leech that chews on the ass ...

• Being an anchor in the Cavazos Middle School TV Morning News.
• Laughing about various "air seepages" on the the bus during the 9th Grade Tech Trip.
• Watching friends try to reenact Baywatch in the hotel room during the 9th Grade Tech Trip.
• Anje's "The sky is blue!" scenario. >:D
• Clairebear's dustbunny incident. >:D
• Mia, Lia, Kia, and Ria being born.
• Mantoids!!!
• Note therapy.
• My "brain fart"... I shun that period of my life.
• Spank the pizza!!
• Getting my innocence nuked by Anje and Claire that one day at Subway.
• Getting our '07 One Act Play defeated because we were Scottish people in Rome. WTF.

Oddly enough, they're all love songs. Go figure.

• White Horse Taylor Swift
• The First Cut's the Deepest Sheryl Crow
• Teardrops on My Guitar Taylor Swift
• Gallery Mario Vasquez
• Do You Ne Yo
• My Heart Tank
• Just A Dream Carrie Underwood
• Can't Cry Hard Enough Williams Brothers
• The Trouble With Love Is Kelly Clarkson
• The Art of Letting Go Mikaila
• Crazy KC & Jojo
• Better In Time Leona Lewis
• Like You'll Never See Me Again Alicia Keys
• I Love You Faith Hill
• I Need You LeAnn Rimes
• Butterfly Mariah Carey
• Let Me Be the One Jimmy Bondoc
• What Hurts the Most Rascal Flatts
• Here Comes Goodbye Rascal Flatts

• The full moon.
• Beach sunsets.
• Feeling of accomplishment.
• Winning!!
• Rain.
• Performance adrenaline.
• Acting.
• The stage.
• People you can talk for hours with.
• People who can make me laugh even when I don't want to smile. :)
• My monster German Shepherd, Shadow. He's such a teddy bear!!
• Purple.
  • Unless they're purple sores. Ew.
• Things that are shiny.
• Things that are glittery.
• Coffee. Iced or hot. :)
• Sweets. Except taffy. Ew.

• Not Meant to Be by Theory of a Dead Man
• Love Story by Taylor Swift
• Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It) by Beyonce
• Second Chance by Shinedown
• What About Now? by Daughtry
• My Life Would Suck Without You by Kelly Clarkson
• Thinking of You by Katy Perry

• No, I will not lower my walls for you. You need to get an axe or a hammer or something and break it down because I'm not giving in that easily.
• What are you doing? Don't you know that you have nothing left to pay for?
• When you're done feeling sorry for yourself, call me.
• I wish we had more time.
• You're crazy, you're annoying, and you're a pest. You also made this ride worthwhile. Thanks.
• What are you thinking? What are you doing? What about your boyfriend? You can't ride two donkeys with one ass, honey.
• At the beginning, I loathed you. But I know you better now. I understand now.
• When you decide to stop playing mind games, I'll be gone. So what good is all that really?
• So it's funny to piss me off, is it? Well...

• "The best reason for dreams is that in dreams, no reasons are necessary."
• "Evening news is where they begin with 'Good Evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't."
• "Brigands demand your money or your life; women require both."
• "A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often."
• "I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I'm out of control, and at times hard to handle, but if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best." ~Marilyn Monroe
• "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits."
• "Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?"
• "Don't let a man put anything over you ex...