- "The best reason for dreams is that in dreams, no reasons are necessary."
- "Evening news is where they begin with 'Good Evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't."
- "Brigands demand your money or your life; women require both."
- "A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often."
- "I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I'm out of control, and at times hard to handle, but if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best." ~Marilyn Monroe
- "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits."
- "Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?"
- "Don't let a man put anything over you except an umbrella."
- Advice is what we ask when we already know the answer but wish we didn't."
- "It's like my mind knows what's right, but my heart is being retarded and still cares."
- "Have you ever noticed that the worst way to miss someone is when they are right beside you and you can never have them?"
- "There's a lot to be said for self delusionment when it comes to matters of the heart."
- "Don't say you love unless you mean it. I'm not that smart so I could do something really stupid like believe you."
- "Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy."
- "A bore is a man who deprives you of solitude without providing you with company."
- "What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'"
- "Love is just a word until someone gives it a proper meaning."
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