• C:\PAIRINGS\YoonJin\Date_A.exe ★ rna

"jin only makes two blatant puns in this fic, i promise".

• Inc. ★ minverse

"Corporate Relationship Disclosure Form -- Human Resource Coordinator: Jung Hoseok

Section to be completed by Employees Involved:

Names: Min Yoongi, Kim Seokjin

Job Titles: Chief Accountant Supreme, Professional Wet Blanket

Nature of Relationship:Friends with Benefits Sex Enemies

Length of Relationship: 4 minutes

Please Describe Jin's Dick: Shut up Hoseok I see you nasty fucker, you just added this fucking question to the form you didn’t even make sure the font was the same as the original you better hold on to your goddamn cat because I’m coming for you as soon as I’m finished getting- oh fucking hell".

• worldwide lonesome ★ loindexter

"after the bbma, yoongi starts bringing guys back to the house".