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bangtan: namjoon/yoongi. "or namjoon and yoongi meet in a bookstore and talk about schrodinger's cat and other magical creatures (as well as a whole heck of a lot of other things) and become friends and then, somewhere along the way, fall in love".

exo: baekhyun/junmyeon. "somewhere between newport and punta del este, baekhyun falls in love with sailing all over again. or falls in love, sailing. possibly both".

"min yoongi is big feelings material. min yoongi is hans zimmer soundtrack, frenching in the rain, quantum heart nut material, and every time jungkook sees him he feels at once too big for his body and like he wants to take a running jump off a d...

dec 2 2017 ∞
jul 3 2020 +

"yoongi and hoseok are childhood friends who live in a terrible apartment with min holly. they are also in love with each other. and bad at context clues".

"or hoseok and yoongi meet on the internet, become friends, both end up in seoul, become better friends, move in together, and then eat some pancakes. oh, also they make out".

"When it comes to fucking around with his best friend, Yoongi follows two rules:

1. They must be inebriated.

2. They must not kiss".

aug 30 2018 ∞
jul 24 2022 +

“i just—i just thought, like. maybe i wouldn’t be so horrible if someone more experienced than me taught me what to do".

"taehyung and jeongguk have been best friends for six years".

“i think it was destiny? it wasn’t university housing that brought us together, it was fate. he’s like, my soul-roommate".

“so your soulmate,” says seokjin.

“no,” says jeongguk. “my soul-roommate. i wanna live with him forever. i think he might be the Great Roommate Of My Life".

seokjin squints at him" .

may 14 2019 ∞
jul 24 2022 +

2ha

mo ran/chu wanning. "entreat me not to be parted from you; where you go, i will go, and your god will be my god... where you are buried, let me be buried also. [ruth 1:16-17]".

mo ran/chu wanning. taxian-jun takes up gardening and learns to adjust to the simple life with chu wanning.

mo ran/chu wanning. "the man tosses the towel unceremoniously back at mo ran’s chest, like he’s personally offended by it. and the fact that his hands had just been all over said chest barely minutes earlier, maybe.

“please pack a box of egg tarts with extra custard filling, a box of red bean paste buns with extra syrup, a rice pudding...

jul 24 2022 ∞
sep 8 2022 +

taeyong/yuta. "it only takes ten about fifteen minutes to figure out that taeyong is in love with yuta. taeyong, on the other hand, is a little slower on the uptake. nine years slower, actually. and if it took taeyong nine years to realize that he's in love with his best friend, then who knows how long it'll take him to find the nerve to tell him".

yuta/doyoung. "if this is meant to be an attempt at alleviating yourself of your burdensome virginity i suggest finding someone else to practice on. i’m not interested".

yuta/doyoung. "as far as housemates go, yuta isn’t the worst one doyoung has had. sometimes it feels like he’s trying to earn the tit...

jul 3 2020 ∞
aug 26 2021 +

"on sundays, jungkook listens to a strange little radio show while painting and may or may not be slightly in love with a voice.

on sundays, yoongi and taehyung host a strange little radio show out of the back of their van while fighting about things like maps and portable coffee makers and yoongi has no idea whether his voice is reaching anyone

until they get lost in busan".

"min yoongi is big feelings material. min yoongi is hans zimmer soundtrack, frenching in the rain, quantum heart nut material, and every time jungkook sees him he feels at once too big for his body and like he wants to take a running jump off a diving platform. jungkook has known yoongi...

aug 30 2018 ∞
jul 24 2022 +

jacob/hyunjae. "jaehyun knows how to deal with expectations — he isn’t expecting jacob".

jacob/kevin/chanhee. "chanhee wants to get used to this".

juyeon/chanhee. "for once juyeon felt small—a feeling he wasn’t really used to. but he liked it. liked how small chanhee made him feel, even though reality was much different. liked how chanhee managed to take him out of his head so easily and with a few careful touches, because truth be told, juyeon was never with anyone else when Chanhee was gone.

he wondered if chanhee was aware of that.

(or: vampires choose their humans carefully. juyeon just hasn't caught on yet.)".

aug 5 2021 ∞
dec 4 2021 +

"jin only makes two blatant puns in this fic, i promise".

"Corporate Relationship Disclosure Form -- Human Resource Coordinator: Jung Hoseok

Section to be completed by Employees Involved:

Names: Min Yoongi, Kim Seokjin

Job Titles: Chief Accountant Supreme, Professional Wet Blanket

Nature of Relationship:Friends with Benefits Sex Enemies

Length of Relationship: 4 minutes

Please Describe Jin's Dick: Shut up Hoseok I see you nasty fucker, you just added this fucking question to the form you didn’t even make sure the font was the same as the original you better hold on to y...

aug 30 2018 ∞
jul 24 2022 +

"namjoon has been horny for ten years and taehyung has never brushed his teeth for a full two minutes in his life. or: two gross boys meet in a sexual health peer resource center and fall in love".

"six weeks in the desert at an archaeology dig sounds like everything taehyung had ever dreamed of. too bad kim namjoon's coming, too".

"namjoon and taehyung figure out what they want, together".

jun 18 2019 ∞
jul 24 2022 +