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"on sundays, jungkook listens to a strange little radio show while painting and may or may not be slightly in love with a voice.
on sundays, yoongi and taehyung host a strange little radio show out of the back of their van while fighting about things like maps and portable coffee makers and yoongi has no idea whether his voice is reaching anyone
until they get lost in busan".
"min yoongi is big feelings material. min yoongi is hans zimmer soundtrack, frenching in the rain, quantum heart nut material, and every time jungkook sees him he feels at once too big for his body and like he wants to take a running jump off a diving platform. jungkook has known yoongi for three months and he already can’t imagine his life yoongi-less".
"yoongi and jeongguk fall in love and then some".
"pop quiz: they say you should never live with your best friend because you will
a) hate them
b) fall in love with them
c) hate yourself for falling in love with them.
or: yoongi gets stabbed with a screwdriver, falls in love, and fake dates his best friend".
"it’s a pretty dream, jeongguk decides. he will stay here in this pretty dream and listen while yoongi tells Jeongguk pretty things. Listen to the rough low of yoongi’s voice, slurred and heavy with dialect because he’s tired, thick like syrup. jeongguk wants to eat the way yoongi sounds, taste yoongi’s words, get his lips sticky with them, roll them around in his mouth like hard candies, suck on them, let the sweetness of every syllable rest on his tongue".
"(in which jeon jeongguk goes to college, makes some friends, and learns he’s got a lot of growing to do)".
yoongi [7:58]
IM READY TO DROP DEAD
jimin [7:59]
relatable
jin [7:59]
you say that at least three times a week
namjoon [7:59]
is this about the guy you keep running into
tae [8:00]
what guy?????? are u keeping tea from me????????
jin [8:01]
theres a mysterious hot guy on campus that yoongi keeps running into like a damn romantic drama but every time they meet he ends up nearly killing yoongi
tae [8:01]
kinky
"min yoongi is the student ta for digital mix techniques 201, aka jeongguk's eight a.m. this semester, aka his thrice-weekly reminder that he is, in fact, gay.
that's how it starts".
"“i’m doing a social experiment and writing about it,” taehyung says easily. “i decided to handcuff two people together for twenty-four hours and have them report back to me on the experience. you guys are an ideal pair for this, really, because of your contradictory lifestyles. kookie goes to the gym every day, yoongi hasn’t seen the sun in what, four years -“
“jungkook has a semi-healthy sleep schedule, and yoongi texted me at two a.m. asking if i want to grab dinner,” namjoon supplies.
“i am the pinnacle of health,” yoongi snaps. the handcuffs clink as jungkook lifts their arms.
“so you just. handcuffed us together while we were sleeping?""
"what not to do when you find yourself falling for the guy you almost slept with but then didn’t because he turned out to be your friends’ roommate: a guide by min yoongi".
"when you’re a freshman, you learn a few things during the first couple of weeks, things that aren’t written down anywhere:
1. you don’t pick more than one eight a.m. class per semester because you won’t be able to get up
2. you don’t leave your laundry in the dryer overnight because it will get stolen
3. you don’t get involved with min yoongi".
"or: taehyung makes a business out of matchmaking. yoongi smiles at jungkook at a coffee shop and it's really a downwards spiral from there on. both jungkook and yoongi probably need new roommates".