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I’m usually drinking (already wired on) some kind of coffee product and/or yellowish green soft drink. I’m an english/journalism major with a probable minor in linguistics. Which will only come in handy when assholes try to correct my grammar at parties. I'm also soon to be licensed in hair/makeup. I hog the covers, and I have monkey toes. My hair has it's own zip code. I go to sleep on weekdays a...

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  • Robert Pattinson
  • Luke Pickett
  • Taylor Lautner
    • only with short hair
  • Adam Brody
    • only as Seth Cohen
  • Joshua Jackson
    • only as Pacey Witter
  • Simon Cowell
  • House M.D.
  • Paul Rudd
  • Shane West
    • but only when he buys galaxies and shit for his dying girlfriend
  • Peter Michael Stone
  • Jonah Black
    • I SWEAR he exists...
  • John Mayer
  • Heath Ledger
    • pre-January 2008, of course
  • Kevin Connolly
    • he wears sweater vests and cardigans
  • Conor Oberst
    • pre-long nasty hair and lack of showering
  • Ryan Cabrera
    • circa Ashlee Simpson show
nov 18 2009 ∞
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