- If I were a month, I would be december
- If I were a day of the week, I would be friday
- If I were a time of the day, I would be 11 pm
- If I were a planet, I would be a planet
- If I were a sea animal, I would be a whale
- If I were a direction, I would be don't know
- If I were a piece of furniture, I would be a dark cupboard
- If I were a sin, I would be i actually relate to all of them
- If I were a historical figure, I would be don't know
- If I were a liquid, I would be blood
- If I were a stone, I would be a hand-sized gray stone
- If I were a tree, I would be a christmas tree
- If I were a bird, I would be an owl
- If I were a tool, I would be a chainsaw
- If I were a flower, I would be a cherry flower
- If I were a kind of weather, I would be cloudy or rainy
- If I were a musical instrument, I would be drums, i guess
- If I were an animal, I would be a cat
- If I were a color, I would be gray
- If I were a vegetable, I would be lemon
- If I were a sound, I would be someone's voice that would probably the only sound i wouldnt get sick of
- If I were an element, I would be helium cause it makes funny voices
- If I were a car, I would be a car
- If I were a song, I would be there is a lot of options, but for this week it could be docudrama - bangs
- If I were a movie, I'd be directed by the 'girl, interrupted' director
- If I were a book, I'd be written by i wish it was j.d. salinger but im too stupid to be written by him so i don't know
- If I were food, I would be polenta or a cake
- If I were a place, I would be an almost empty town with two or three places to go out
- If I were a material, I would be paper
- If I were a taste, I would be like coffee
- If I were a scent, I would be a smelly armpit
- If I were a religion, I would be i'd create my own religion and use it to manipulate people
- If I were a word, I would be dumb
- If I were a an object, I would be a tv or a piece of clothing
- If I were a body part, I would be an armpit or... i don't know
- If I were a facial expression, I would be indifferent
- If I were a subject in school, I would be none
- If I were a cartoon character, I would be spongebob or jerry the mouse
- If I were a shape, I would be a triangle
- If I were a number, I would be zero
apr 23 2010 ∞
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