- Q: Guess where I got these jeans? A: Conception!
- A man and his wife go to China for their 10th anniversary. While there, the wife asks her husband, “What do you have planned for our 20th?” The man responds, “Maybe I’ll pick you back up from China.”
- Q: What ship never sinks? A: Friendship! (Mostly I like this one because it's only true to the demographic of people who read jokes on Laffy Taffy wrappers, which is where I got the joke from.)
- Knock Knock! Who's there? Interrupting cow! Inte--MOO!!!
aug 6 2010 ∞
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