• When I want to hang laundry out on the line to dry and the neighbor is burning garbage.
    • Bonus points when it's windy.
  • Backing out of the driveway in the truck.
    • The driveway is in no way straight, especially from where the truck is parked.
  • Slow internet.
    • I have little to no patience.
  • Dull razor blades.
    • They make my legs look like they just came back from mortal combat.
  • How quickly my phone drains its battery.
    • If I charged it overnight, I'd really rather it not have one bar of battery by the end of the day.
  • Knocking any powder-y substance onto carpeted flooring.
    • THE WORST to clean.
  • Waiting for my brother to get his clothes out of the dryer {that have generally been there at least a day}
    • Personal favorite when he previously tells me to get my stuff out so his can go in.
  • Farmers spraying the fields around my house with manure when it's 90 degrees out.
    • Or ever, in general.
  • Following tractors on main roads.
    • If the speed limit is 55mph, I'll be damned if I'm following a tractor going 25.
  • When all my favorite radio stations are on commercials.
    • I like the music, not the commercials.
  • Being behind someone in the security line at the airport who seemingly doesn't understand the guidelines.
    • It's right there, in front of you. Take off your shoes and put them in the bin. And when in doubt, don't put liquids in your carry-on.
  • Crying babies on airplanes.
    • Was it absolutely necessary that the baby come with you wherever you're going?
  • Trying to find my ringing cellphone in my bottomless purse.
    • I love that purse and I hate that purse.
  • When I set an alarm and then can't sleep.
    • It's sick. It's like I'm so anxious and nervous that I'll sleep through it or something.
  • Walking to the travel plaza from the gravel lot - hello big trucks coming out of nowhere!
    • It's worse than Sewall. I'm convinced I'll actually die there.
  • Paying $700+ for books a semester and selling them back for less than $200.
    • Tell me, how have the principles of accounting changed in the 4 months since I bought a brand-new book?
  • Crappily named children. I'm looking at you, Jessica Simpson!
    • Helpful hints: If it has -son on the end, it's probably not for your little girl.
  • When my hair looks the best right before I'm about to take a shower.
    • Come on! It can't look that good AFTER I shower?
jun 25 2012 ∞
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