- When I want to hang laundry out on the line to dry and the neighbor is burning garbage.
- Bonus points when it's windy.
- Backing out of the driveway in the truck.
- The driveway is in no way straight, especially from where the truck is parked.
- Slow internet.
- I have little to no patience.
- Dull razor blades.
- They make my legs look like they just came back from mortal combat.
- How quickly my phone drains its battery.
- If I charged it overnight, I'd really rather it not have one bar of battery by the end of the day.
- Knocking any powder-y substance onto carpeted flooring.
- Waiting for my brother to get his clothes out of the dryer {that have generally been there at least a day}
- Personal favorite when he previously tells me to get my stuff out so his can go in.
- Farmers spraying the fields around my house with manure when it's 90 degrees out.
- Following tractors on main roads.
- If the speed limit is 55mph, I'll be damned if I'm following a tractor going 25.
- When all my favorite radio stations are on commercials.
- I like the music, not the commercials.
- Being behind someone in the security line at the airport who seemingly doesn't understand the guidelines.
- It's right there, in front of you. Take off your shoes and put them in the bin. And when in doubt, don't put liquids in your carry-on.
- Crying babies on airplanes.
- Was it absolutely necessary that the baby come with you wherever you're going?
- Trying to find my ringing cellphone in my bottomless purse.
- I love that purse and I hate that purse.
- When I set an alarm and then can't sleep.
- It's sick. It's like I'm so anxious and nervous that I'll sleep through it or something.
- Walking to the travel plaza from the gravel lot - hello big trucks coming out of nowhere!
- It's worse than Sewall. I'm convinced I'll actually die there.
- Paying $700+ for books a semester and selling them back for less than $200.
- Tell me, how have the principles of accounting changed in the 4 months since I bought a brand-new book?
- Crappily named children. I'm looking at you, Jessica Simpson!
- Helpful hints: If it has -son on the end, it's probably not for your little girl.
- When my hair looks the best right before I'm about to take a shower.
- Come on! It can't look that good AFTER I shower?
jun 25 2012 ∞
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