this is what we do on the slow 5-10pm and 4-11pm shifts

• 6'1"
• Green eyes
• Quarterback at Harvard {I argued this because I give zero shits about Harvard's football team}
• Life dream is to become an NFL quarterback
• But is going for a business management degree if that doesn't pan out
• Has two older brothers - one in law school and one in residency to be a surgeon
• Parents are from Connecticut and devout Catholics
  • Own a beach house in the Hamptons, Bridgehampton to be exact, and a cabin in Aspen
  • Dad is a lawyer; Mom is a housewife
• Drives a black Porsche
• Desires to move south, although does enjoy the Hamptons
• Likes to go sailing
• Frat boy
• Went to a private high school, where he played football and lacrosse
• Holds his liquor well; not an angry or sloppy drunk