idea shamelessly stolen from Hayley & are copied from here [http://notestomyfuturehusband.com], with some adaptations by moi

• APRIL FOOLS DAY
  • You can be cute about it, but if you embarrass me in public, I'll reign down mischievous fuckery until your head spins.
• CITIZENS OF THE WORLD
  • Our kids will speak multiple languages. They will have passports before they have driver's licenses. They will be cooler than us.
• SECRETS
  • I'm the one you always tell.
• PLANS
  • Let's make the American dream our bitch.
• DEEP V'S
  • Dude, no. You are not allowed to have more cleavage than me.
• SEPHORA
  • Here, take this flare gun. If I'm not back with some lip gloss in twenty minutes, fire it once into the air and cancel all our credit cards.
• VEGAS
  • You'd better be able to keep up.
• SHOES
  • Think of them as the female equivalent to the BJ. Really good ones can make everything better and I'll always want more.
• COCKTAILS & RESERVATIONS
  • Yeah, I'll make them
• DIET COKE
  • Not Coke, Pepsi, Coke Zero, or Diet Dr. Pepper. And if you drink my last one, we're gonna have problems. Big problems.
• THREE DAY WEEKENDS
  • Sailor Jerry, BBQ, hotel pools, the beach, and at least one bar. You're my partner in crime, bucco. Giddy-up!
• ED HARDY ANYTHING
  • Over my dead body
• YOUR MID-LIFE CRISIS
  • You won't have to buy a hot new convertible, because we'll already have at least one.
• GOING TO BED ANGRY
  • No, that's weak. We're gonna stay up and fight until it's resolved.
• NAMING OUR OFFSPRING
  • No themes. No jokes. No bougie-ass attempts at something that will look trendy monogramed onto a PBTeen beanbag chair. Just no.
• THE BACON
  • I plan on bringing my own home. This will never be an "lol wut r u gonna do about our billz" arrangement.
• FATNESS
  • By the way, don't be mean to me if I get fat. It's probably your fault.
• BACKSEAT DRIVING
  • Let's not make critical comments about traffic decisions or observations about what's going on on the road unless our death is actually imminent. Whoever's not driving can just sit back and pick something dope for us to listen to on the iPod.
• YOUR GO-TO SANDWICH
  • Don't worry, I've got that shit memorized.
• EVEN IF WE'RE NOT RUNNING FROM THE LAW
  • If you consistantly slow us down at airports and borders, I'm cutting you loose.