DO

• Root for the Pens (hockey) and Pirates (baseball)
• Drive like an asshole on the parkway. Actually any 4+ lane highway.
• Love Primanti's sandwiches
• Southside! Good for everything from people watching to clubbing.
• Hate on all things Ohio.
• Take the Fort Pitt tunnel home just to see the city when I drive out.(watch The Perks of Being a Wallflower)

DON'T

• Root for the Steelers (football) or Panthers (college)
• Say "yinz" or "yinzers" except in context
• Slow down before tunnels
• Hate on all things Baltimore
• Use most Pittsburghese language. I actually enunciate, which is unheard of.