from Short People Problems[http://shortpeopleproblems.tumblr.com/]

• When you've heard every short people joke possible, but people tell you them anyway.
• The Napoleon Complex.
• Oompa Loompa jokes.
• When your friends drop something and ask you to get it because you're closer to the ground.
• Oversized sweaters and shirts go down to your knees.
• You're in college but people think you're 14 because you're short.
• When people know you as "the short one."
• Having to use the handicap mirrors in public restrooms because they're angled down.
• Finding shoes that are small enough for your feet.
• Trying to find the safest way down {and up!} from those high dorm beds without hurting yourself.
• Trying to make a bed and not being able to reach across it.
• Your awkward attempt to hug someone with your arms above their shoulders even though you're too short.
• When someone tells you to stand up, and you do, and they're like "NO REALLY. STAND UP!"
• When people who are taller than you wear heels, making you feel even shorter.
• Strong winds can knock you down easily and people ask if you're going to blow away.
• When people who are 5'5" complain about being short.
• Your feet never completely touch the ground when sitting down.
• When people high-five over your head.
• Tall people in front of you blocking your view.
• Dating people taller than 6 feet gets awkward.
• Knowing that everything is just slightly out of your reach.
• When you wear heels and then take them off, people say "wow, you're short!"
• Feeling the need to add "and a half" when someone asks for your height.
• When the sun visor doesn't help when you're driving because you're too short.
• People can look right over your head.
• Having to chuck things onto high shelves because you can't reach.
• When you hug someone and your face smashes into their boobs.
• When pants that are supposed to be capris reach your ankles.
• You weigh the same as skinny girls you know, but their bodies look better because they're taller.
• When you decide to hop over chairs in class and end up looking like an Olympic hurdler.
• When you don't wear any makeup, you look like you're 12.
• Kissing: either you have to get on your tiptoes or they have to bend down.
• Standing in the bottom row in every group photo so you can be seen.
• "Hey, are you a midget? Like legally?"
• Your tall friends find it amusing to take your things and make you "jump for it."
• Holes in the bottoms of your pant legs because they drag on the floor.
• Awkward pictures of you and tall people who bend down to get to your height.
• People tend to hug your head more than your body.