- The Canadian lady who tried to pay for her meal with Chuck E. Cheese tokens.
- The gentleman who told everyone he'd been pulled over twice between the tunnel and the plaza for going 90mph.
- {it's necessary to point out that this is an 8-mile stretch of highway with a speed limit of 65mph}
- The group of guys who bought lottery tickets at Sunoco and had no idea what to do with them.
- The husband and wife on a no-carb diet who ordered Frappuccinos with heavy whipping cream & sugar-free syrup.
- My first non-English speaking customer - a Chinese / Japanese / Asian couple.
- The lady who made us dump out 40oz of iced coffee because she wanted creamer instead of milk in them.
- "Can I have a Starbucks coffee?"
- YOU'RE AT STARBUCKS. OF COURSE YOU CAN.
- The guy who wanted an inch of hot water to warm up his baby's bottle and asked if he had to pay for it.
- The people who left 4 empty pizza boxes on our milk and sugar cart. The trash can is 10 yards away. Come on.
- The woman who complained her coffee wasn't hot enough after she asked us to add milk to it behind the counter instead of at the bar. IT'S COLD MILK.
- "Why is my drink so expensive?" You wanted soy milk and extra syrup in your latte. That shit isn't free.
- What's that in the bottom of your iced white chocolate mocha? Well if I had to guess, I'd say white chocolate mocha sauce.
- Sure I'll give you 1/3 decaf, 1/3 medium roast and 1/3 dark roast. I don't know WHY, but I will.
- No, a tall is not our tallest drink. Sorry, foreign man who ordered two tall lattes and was disappointed by the size.
- Customer: "Where are we?" Me: North Somerset." Customer {on phone}: "I'm in New Jersey." Me: "Ma'am, you're in western Pennsylvania. You're a good six hours away from Philadelphia."
- No, sir, I'm not hitting on you by asking for your I.D. You just didn't sign the back of the credit card you're trying to pay with.
- The guy wearing flip sunglasses inside. I have entirely too many hilarious memories of those.
- "My iced coffee looks a little weak." "You wanted milk in it." "Can you add more coffee?"
- PEOPLE WHO DON'T KNOW HOW TO ORDER. Yes, I know it's confusing, and there are big words. But don't just say "I want what he's having" when there are two other males with you, and then complain that we didn't give you the right drink. It's a grande double chocolate chip frappuccino. I'll even take "medium." Or "frappe." IT'S NOT HARD.
jul 3 2012 ∞
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