• "I like to get Naked.(pause) The juice, you pervs!"
    • "I like to get Naked at RoMo's."
    • "Drinking Naked makes me have to pee like a racehorse."
  • "Do you have duct tape? We're waxing his face."
  • "We should have Pantsless Saturdays!"
  • "I should complain about my creaky bed. My mom's like, 'Can you see what's loose?' I'll tell you what's loose, Ma, and it isn't the bed..."
  • "I'm gonna be making the money and he's just gonna be...there."
  • "I had to put pants on because I wasn't flashing my underwear to the entire student body...it's only the first week! I have to stay classy longer than this!"
  • "You don't think this is real wood?" Me: "This is ROBERT MORRIS."
  • "He's not quite responsible enough to be in possession of the amount of keys it requires to live here."
  • Tayler: "It's hot out." Me: "Aww man, now I have to look like a skank again."
  • "You can't do creepy things when you're funny looking."
  • " I AM THE QUEEN OF CALCULUS! FUCK YOU ALL AND BOW DOWN TO ME!"
  • "They're in North Dakota. I don't go to North Dakota ever. Not even for football."
  • "Why do I never have pants on when the garbage man comes?"
  • "I can't take him seriously. He counts on his forehead!"
  • "We know that's why anyone dates anyone - just to stare at them..."
  • "This looks promising. Although I'm still not sure which one's higher up on the 'tard scale."
aug 27 2012 ∞
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