• The girls are no less catty than they were in high school.
  • "Rape is a real thing now, guys!" - Althea
  • If you don't put yourself out there, you'll be stuck with people you don't like.
  • The guys are WAY more attractive and WAY more douchey.
  • I miss my friends more than anything.
  • I actually have to pay attention in history. [Miss you, B!]
  • Naps are encouraged.
  • Getting enough sleep is a myth.
  • Caffeine is required, whether it is soda, coffee or some kind of energy drink.
  • Make friends with the upperclassmen. They have better dorm rooms and have already been through this.
  • It does not take the 15 minutes I alott myself to walk to class.
  • Dating my notes will make it easier to go through come test time.
  • FYSP [First Year Studies Program] is a waste of time, but at least I meet people.
  • If you hang out with the guy with the worst reputation on campus, people WILL talk about you.
  • If you don't find at least one stress reliever, you are screwed.
  • NEVER EVER FORGET YOUR KEYS.
  • Don't talk too loudly in the dorm because the walls are thin and people can hear you. Same goes for outside at the picnic table.
  • Just because the shower handle says "on" is to the left, it doesn't mean turn it to the left. It means turn it so the arrow goes left. AKA: right.
  • Some people are still very immature.
  • Getting up at 7am every morning while your roommate sleeps in on three of those days SUCKS.
  • Putting on makeup in the dark should not be attempted.
  • Setting two alarms a day is probably a good idea.
  • You will see people you would rather not see EVERY DAY, and people you actually WANT to see maybe twice a week if you're lucky.
  • Why yes, leggings DO count as pants.
  • Yoga pants are awesome. Be prepared for comments on how good your ass looks in them though.
  • There are 49 stairs on the way up to Hale. Your own StairMaster, right there.
  • Sunday night around 7 and M W F at 2:30pm is lax bro time at RoMo's :)
  • The mascot can do whatever the f*** he wants. Seriously.
  • It's okay to wear other school's clothing, as long as they aren't in the NEC.
    • Virginia Tech - Good.
    • Duquesne - Bad.
  • The 29 televisions in the cafeteria are always always always on ESPN.
  • Some professors DO give bonus and extra credit.
  • I've made procrastination into such an art form that I can pinpoint the EXACT moment I need to start something in order to get it done.
  • I can text all through math class because I have an A.
  • Scheduling sucks a**. 8:45 calculus? No thanks.
  • Finals week sucks.
  • Pranking "The Quad" is probably the best / worst idea I ever participated in.
  • The right door of the Presidential Suite in Sewall locks when closed.
    • Therefore when leaving to go to the bathroom / get air / walk around when you get bored in class, prop door open.
  • Angela's Law #1: If you don't want to see someone, it is guaranteed you will at least twice.
  • Don't wear clogs when walking up the hill. Can you say shin pain?
  • THE RULES OF WALKING THROUGH THE SEWALL PARKING LOT:
    • Keep walking. Do not stop for anything.
    • Cut across the road before the actual entrance to the parking lot. Saves some serious Frogger-playing moments.
    • As soon as the sidewalk starts, get your ass to said sidewalk.
    • Walk in groups. Cars have to stop for groups, and then you don't look like a dick for making them stop just for you.
sep 12 2011 ∞
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