before i start this list i just want to say, for the sake of any reader..that Ruby is my pet Begula Whale, k cool ere we go!

WHY RUBY SUX

• Doesn't call me as much as i call her
• Her surname is boring
• Drinks too much coke
• She won't accept my eternal love for Billy
• She doesn't like the Drums
• She doesn't like talking about the Drums
• When she does talk about the Drums it's really insultive and rude and it makes me bada$$ angry
• Goes to too many festivals/gigs
• Wears socks
• There's a reason this background is pink..Ruby's hair dye runs: scared it'll stain me......
• Lives way too far away from me