before i start this list i just want to say, for the sake of any reader..that Ruby is my pet Begula Whale, k cool ere we go!

WHY RUBY SUX

• Doesn't call me as much as i call her
• Her surname is boring
• Drinks too much coke
• She won't accept my eternal love for Billy
• She doesn't like the Drums
• She doesn't like talking about the Drums
• When she does talk about the Drums it's really insultive and rude and it makes me bada$$ angry
• Goes to too many festivals/gigs
• Wears socks
• There's a reason this background is pink..Ruby's hair dye runs: scared it'll stain me......
• Lives way too far away from me
• Always uses reverse physco shit to get me into gear
• Her voice is always croaky. This is why i reckon she is actually a frog transformed........

but..

THIS IS WHY RUBY IS NOT SO LAME

• We have the funkiest conversations EVER
• She has the best vocab:funky ace rad (not so rad anymore but whatevz..) heh ynoyno
• She has the best music taste..no questions asked.
• got some good witty comebacks that i steal ehehehe
• got some great stuff that i want to steal (eg- otter broach, billy, joy division record, cat ceramics)
• HER FACES ARE FUNNY, my fav being the creeper.
• Smells good all the time
• When we do see each other it's the best thing ever
• Lamer than life
• she's an emo so i can kiss her
• she likes looking at emo boys kissing too!!!!
• she is the only one that listens to my problems properly and helps me :} (WOW MUSH POINT BUT YH ITS SO TRUE)
• If she wasn't around every day i think i'd be well sad