• Astro steals base
• Classic buttfumble
• More buttfumble
• Nuggets pants-fall-down

• "It's good!" - Raisin Brahms arts PSA
• "Bye, bye, bye" - Shaun of the Dead
• "I LOVE it!" - Hellboy comic about pancakes
• "Sorry, everyone. Sorry for caring" (with Canadian accent) - Slings and Arrows
• "Just regular kind" - Homestar Runner
• "IT'S OVER" - Homestar Runner
• "What is wrong with you? Why are you blue?" - Breaking Bad
• "Jesus Christ, Marie, they're minerals!" - Breaking Bad
• "Human disaster" - Parks and Recreation
• "My feet hurt" - Forrest Gump
• "I'm sorry, I thought you was corn" - Futurama
• "Young man, your breath is as fresh as a summer ham" - Futurama
• "Heyyyy brother" - Arrested Development
• "I was to be a ham" - To Kill a Mockingbird

• 40 Worst Rob Liefeld Drawings
• Breaking Bad remix
• 30 Most Unfortunately Named Transformers...
• Beyonce's Countdown, Snuggie Version
• Martellus Bennett raps about Cap'n Crunc...
• Lockout Professionals
• GTA - Cars with Negative Friction
• Very clever raccoon walking across telep...
• He-Man - What's Up?
• Kitten squeezes under door
• How to Draw a Face
• Sheep teaches young bull to headbutt
• It's a GHOST BALL
• Vin Diesel covers Rihanna's Stay
• Jurassic Park Theme melodica cover
• What's in Prince's Fridge?
• Trombonist solo at concert in church
• Cuckoos, man
• Royal Dansk cookie review
• Internet 96
• Sweater Song cover

• Apple products
• the Atlantic
• the Atlantic tumblr
• anything social media
• avocados (not the taste, just the hype)
• Emma Watson's eyebrow acting
• Jennifer Egan's fiction when she tries to get experimental
• Johns Hopkins University
• negative comments in Alexandra Petri columns
• New Yorker humor (cartoons, Shouts & Murmurs)
• people who name Haruki Murakami as their favorite author
• people who dislike Chick-fil-a but have never eaten there (aka "heathens")
• people who like Modcloth
• people who run style tumblrs (especially menswear or prep style tumblrs)
• pho ("I just don't like pho")

food

• Charlie's Sandwich Shoppe
• Fugu Truck
• Cutty's
• ✔ Shake Shack
• ✔ Tasty Burger
• ✔ Mei Mei Street Kitchen
• ✔ Veggie Galaxy
• ✔ Alive & Kicking
• ✔ Area Four
• ✔ El Pelon Taqueria
• ✔ Coast Soul Café
• ✔ Saus
• ✔ Flour
• ✔ Toscanini's
• ✔ Flat Patties
• ✔ Publick House
• ✔ Bon Me
• ✔ Paris Creperie
• ✔ A Street My Diner
• ✔ Mike and Patty's