- Apple products
- the Atlantic
- the Atlantic tumblr
- anything social media
- avocados (not the taste, just the hype)
- Emma Watson's eyebrow acting
- Jennifer Egan's fiction when she tries to get experimental
- Johns Hopkins University
- negative comments in Alexandra Petri columns
- New Yorker humor (cartoons, Shouts & Murmurs)
- people who name Haruki Murakami as their favorite author
- people who dislike Chick-fil-a but have never eaten there (aka "heathens")
- people who like Modcloth
- people who run style tumblrs (especially menswear or prep style tumblrs)
- pho ("I just don't like pho")
- unnecessary use of the second person & present tense
jul 14 2012 ∞
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