• why anyone in their right mind named Richard would ever want to go by the name 'Dick'...
• fake nails...attractive?
• when people drive 10 mph under the limit in the left lane
• people making such a big deal about diamonds
• braking your car on a freeway entrance ramp. I don't care if you can't hear me, I will shout things at you anyway

I'm sure I'll be adding more to this list.