• Steve: "Where'd you come from? You look pregnant.

Jane: "I AM pregnant. I'm not even going to ask what you men are doing out here in your matching pajamas, by the way."

• "Steve, we think you got crazy eye."
• "Well, we call them pirates out here, Ned."
• "I like her hairdo."
• "Son of a bitch, I'm sick of these dolphins."
• "You left your dog, idiots!"
• "Don't point that gun at him, he's an unpaid intern."