- i wish i knew how to crochet. i would make you a zoo.
- oh dear, i hope i don't become the angelina jolie adoptive parent of torn skirts.
- [pus's tuesday pain] is like menstruation combined with the way a wolf howls at the moon.
- i should call her failboat
- this keyboard is very sticky and slow...like a sloth kiss.
- i need plastic surgery so i can look like a koala!
- my hair is always splat.
- *SLOTHCLING*
- it's better for the world if we talk
- you are so stylish it makes my nerdbox tingle.
- melissa called the Frogs unto erin
- maybe our childrens' brains will be flossy.
- my skull! hands off. erin's skull has a little sticker that says "this sort of belongs to melissa, too"
- our headspace is a zoo full of retarded and slow animals.
- erin is my homehog
- *headhugs*
- you are my bright side! <3
- we were listy-fiends even in my sleep!
- meow kaboom!
- milo is your savior. st. milo of london.
- i thought the armpit hair WAS a hedgehog
- "the moss on my fur grew 2 mm today. love, sloth"
- ♥ doesn't work on listy booo listy
- one night, erinhog was sad. melissa, the PeeHolder of the forest, convinced her that life would be ok because the peppermint eye balm was gone. so erinhog went into her burrow, and slept......
- well, i would brandish a squid butt at you!
- bitchtastic p-unit sciency pfft.
- we need black shirts that say, "i met my valentine in the king's hotel"
- i dont want random strangers turning my erin into a porcupine!
- "my daily erin dose"
- erin withdrawal is infinitely more painful than effexor withdrawal.
- but you are justine to my sara, so it's all good
- you have taught me the art of pee-holding.
- i'm going to take your pain and my pain and put it in a huge envelope and send it back to the people who gave it to us.
jan 28 2008 ∞
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